Thread: So I was having this discussion at work

Originally Posted by Snead

Just do more cardio dumbass. You could literally eat a cow a day, but if you did enough cardio it would have no effect. It's not that you're eating too much, you're probably just fucking lazy.

Well I work at a restaurant so I do some walking around. When I'm not at work I try to do either 45 minutes pushups or lifting furniture or boxes. Or between 1h- 2h doing some of: playing basketball, football, soccer, hacky sack, jogging, walking, running, dancing. Maybe you are right I should do 2h of cardio even if I only feel like doing 1h. So thanks.

Playing a mind game that reminds me of playing a video game. Like playing a video game in your head where you are the main character. Where you can do almost anything you want. So then I can pretend my life is interesting and fun instead of being bored at work. Thanks for the idea.

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

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Maybe that would work. But I know this one girl who claims to be a virgin and people say she is skinny.

Sex isnt the only way to lose weight, I just suggested that because you seem to have an obsession with gettin'some. Also, have you not seen this "friend"? why do you have to have other people tell you shes skinny?

And on the other comment of yours, you might not have the body structure to be "skinny" to your satisfaction, so i would suggest suicide

Originally Posted by sailor jack

Sex isnt the only way to lose weight, I just suggested that because you seem to have an obsession with gettin'some. Also, have you not seen this "friend"? why do you have to have other people tell you shes skinny?

And on the other comment of yours, you might not have the body structure to be "skinny" to your satisfaction, so i would suggest suicide

Yes. She is shorter than me and way skinnier. But when I go around my work talking about my weight and how I want to lose some, my coworkers say to eat and not to be anorexic. Then they watch me eat at lunch time. So I think avoiding the coworker/weight discussion isn't such a bad idea.

Originally Posted by Sheepz

If you wanna lose weight take loads of amphetamines and don't stop till you start shaking (then take more).

On a related note I've recently put on 5lbs and now weigh 121 ! And I used to be 140 too.

This might work. But I haven't heard this method before. It seems drastic. Maybe I should just trying to eat a little bit less at a time and healthier. That way people might not notice. It won't be that hard. It might have the same results I would just not get results as soon as I would like.

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

my coworkers say to eat and not to be anorexic.

your coworkers are obviously lying to you because they feel threatened by how beautiful you'd look if you lost all that nasty weight through anorexia.