about weight loss.
So I was having this discussion at work
about weight loss.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-02-2012 at 01:37 AM.
My suggestion is to start eating low carb peanut butter. That and a cabbage diet.
I actually tried eating a bunch of cabbage for awhile. It helps you lose weight for awhile. But then it gets boring. Eating vegetables is good. You get the variety plus don't lose out as much from lack of nutrients. I've tried low carb peanuat butter before. I liked regular better. But then again eating peanut butter plain might be better than eating it on bread because I would be consuming less carbs.
Oh trust me she has eaten peanut butter... she stuck it in her other mouth however.Originally Posted by Not Sir Bifford
Just do more cardio dumbass. You could literally eat a cow a day, but if you did enough cardio it would have no effect. It's not that you're eating too much, you're probably just fucking lazy.
when you are bored at work you can play a mind game
turn it off when you need to work or have it playing in the background of your mind
http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mi...gamehome.shtml
Well I work at a restaurant so I do some walking around. When I'm not at work I try to do either 45 minutes pushups or lifting furniture or boxes. Or between 1h- 2h doing some of: playing basketball, football, soccer, hacky sack, jogging, walking, running, dancing. Maybe you are right I should do 2h of cardio even if I only feel like doing 1h. So thanks.
Playing a mind game that reminds me of playing a video game. Like playing a video game in your head where you are the main character. Where you can do almost anything you want. So then I can pretend my life is interesting and fun instead of being bored at work. Thanks for the idea.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 05-16-2009 at 12:12 AM.
Lifting furniture? Well that is impressive.
Lose some weight you fat, fat, fatty.
Well in my room I have my computer desk and writing desk. They are small. I have my dresser. I can't lift it if I don't take my clothes off. My bed. I can't lift it off the ground standing up. But if you get under it you can. Piling boxes makes it harder. But I have to pile it in such a way that they don't fall off. So pushups are easier. I usually just do pushups.
I bet your the poster child for cardio correct?
I dunno why you're worried about your weight. You are not over weight for your height.
Man, you're a wierdee.
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I've got a secret. If you're as active as you say you are then.....YOU WEIGH THE WEIGHT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WEIGH! If you work all day walking around and lifting stuff plus do an hour of cardio every day and were never fat then you weigh exactly what you should weigh. The only way to weigh less without ending up cut (muscley, for those not in the know) would be to let your muscles atrophy, which I don't suggest.
If you went back to man secks youd be losing more weight
I mean, lezzing cant burn that many calories, and you dont really seem to be getting any of that anyway..
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yes; if you've read some of her other threads, you'd have known that she substitutes "heavy things" around the house for weights since she's as poor as fuck.
i can't remember if we convinced her this was a good idea or if she arrived at that conclusion by another way.
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I just think I would be healthier and look better if I was skinnier. I think that if other people can do it than I should be able to too. It is just that I'm not trying hard enough or I don't have the willpower.
I dunno why you're worried about your weight. You are not over weight for your height.
Maybe that would work. But I know this one girl who claims to be a virgin and people say she is skinny.
Sex isnt the only way to lose weight, I just suggested that because you seem to have an obsession with gettin'some. Also, have you not seen this "friend"? why do you have to have other people tell you shes skinny?
And on the other comment of yours, you might not have the body structure to be "skinny" to your satisfaction, so i would suggest suicide
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I would offer advice people have given me, but why take weight loss advice from someone fatter then you?!
I heard that inserting your finger *all* the way to the back of your throat does something that makes you lose weight. You should try it...
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Put down the fork and quit crying about it.
Oh here's a novel idea. Stop complaining because you don't weigh 10 pounds less. 5'4 girls weighing 110 sounds too skinny anyway. Try being happy for once and not finding something to bitch to the internet about. I am 5'4 and I weigh more than 125 and I'm perfectly happy with myself and my weight.
I'm sick of the bitching.
If you wanna lose weight take loads of amphetamines and don't stop till you start shaking (then take more).
On a related note I've recently put on 5lbs and now weigh 121 ! And I used to be 140 too.
we should convince her that until she can count her ribs she isn't skinny enough.
jesus christ
how tall are you, like 5'5''?
PANDAS
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5'7..... and a half.
that still makes you as skinny as fuck, unless i'm mistaken
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It sure does well done lol.
Yes. She is shorter than me and way skinnier. But when I go around my work talking about my weight and how I want to lose some, my coworkers say to eat and not to be anorexic. Then they watch me eat at lunch time. So I think avoiding the coworker/weight discussion isn't such a bad idea.
This might work. But I haven't heard this method before. It seems drastic. Maybe I should just trying to eat a little bit less at a time and healthier. That way people might not notice. It won't be that hard. It might have the same results I would just not get results as soon as I would like.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 05-20-2009 at 11:40 PM.
your coworkers are obviously lying to you because they feel threatened by how beautiful you'd look if you lost all that nasty weight through anorexia.
PANDAS
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I don't think so. I've been 115 pounds before. I just get so hungry on my period that I end up putting on another 5-8 pounds. Plus it used to be so easy for me to lose weight that I could gain and lose easily. Now it seems like my weight is stabilizing and doesn't want to change.
but why else would they tell you not to use the weight loss secret of movie stars and supermodels?
i'm serious: anorexia works. you should really try it.
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Satori please for the love of god stop talking about your period.
speaking about one's period...
wouldn't you like to stop having to worry about that mess once a month?
well... go anorexic and you won't have to worry about that ever again!
PANDAS
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it's time to take drastic measures
you're officially a fatass
Ok, who seriously measures their weight in stones nowadays? Are we seriously so technologically retarded that we are still basing our own weight off a comparison with a rock?
Edit: Also, kilos, lol.
The British. Whenever they have a UFC event in the UK they always announce the fighter's weight in stones. Which leads to my answer to your question, yes, the British are that retarded.
Even I don't understand why we use stones. Personally, I always use kilograms.
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To be fair if someone's intelligence was determined by which measurement system they used, American drug addicts would rank near the top of the food chain since they use both American and metric systems on a regular basis. If you ever need to know how much 28.3495 grams measures out to be in ounces, just ask a pothead.
What the FUCK? So since she's 5'4" she should weigh between 50-65 pounds? That does not sound right at all. Especially since it says that I, at 5'9", should weigh between 65-75 pounds.it's time to take drastic measures
you're officially a fatass
EDIT: Oh fuck, those aren't pounds on the top are they.
EDIT2: Or are they? Because they can't be BMI.
Last edited by srsinternets; 05-22-2009 at 11:11 AM.
I would think that those are kilos since 20 stone would be just a hair over 125 kilos.
According to that scale, I'm OK.
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