Another revenge thread

[dudeman]

I know you guys are getting tired of these; just please hear me out. Goddamn it, this is so fucking childish.

Two days ago, a friend was hanging out at my dorm and was using my roommate's laptop. He stumbles upon my roommate's Facebook account still logged in and edits his status to say "(name) is gay." Nothing too bad, right? I was unaware of this at the time as I was trying to sleep. He tells me hours later and we have a chuckle and leave a few hours later to go home for my three day weekend. I get an angry message from him yesterday and I explain to him that it wasn't me. He tells me he knows this and that I still should have stopped it from happening. Whatever, the guy must take the internets too seriously.

Then I got a message from him a few hours ago stating that he had drawn all over my binder and textbooks.

I've known this fuckin' guy for nearly two years now and he's always been a level-headed individual. However, if he's not messing around with me and I find out on Sunday that he did fuck with my shit, what does Casual Discourse have in mind for revenge?

tl;dr: roommate took internet too seriously and possibly vandalized my shit

[sycld]

CD =/= your mommy

[TheOriginalGrumpySpy]

Uhm you're being forced to live with this guy, I would suggest not trying to exact revenge or it's going to be one hell of a year.

[dudeman]

Uhm you're being forced to live with this guy, I would suggest not trying to exact revenge or it's going to be one hell of a year.

Okay, you just made me realise how easy it is to switch dorms. With the current system, all you need is the consent of the person whom you want to switch with. Alright, cool; if he didn't do anything we're fine. If he did, I'll be looking into switching.

[Oats]

Punch him in the dick.

[TheOriginalGrumpySpy]

I'm amazing.

[Silverhand]

You enlighten the masses of the world.

[paulyt]

Suck his dick, that'll teach him!

[Cryptic]

This is one where I, yes even me, say "let it go". If he damaged textbooks that you have to return and they wont' take them back that way, he should pay for them. Tell him this, calmly. As mentioned before you have to live with this guy. If you have no plans to live with him next semester though, at the end of this one, all bets are off.

[Malicious Intent]

send his son the sex tape.

[simonj]

Tattoo the word 'cunt' on his forehead. Vandalise his shit.

Also lol, drawing on your binder and books? What is he, 12?

[sycld]

This is one where I, yes even me, say "let it go". If he damaged textbooks that you have to return and they wont' take them back that way, he should pay for them. Tell him this, calmly. As mentioned before you have to live with this guy. If you have no plans to live with him next semester though, at the end of this one, all bets are off.

Have sex with him, then post the tape on the Internet.