So work was great today. I am a behavioral aid in a group home for vulnerable adults. I like to call them the crazies. From 10:00am today until 8:00pm tonight I was dealing with really violent behaviors from one of my least favorite crazies. I spent all day attempting to restrain this chick and getting bit, punched, kicked, scratched, and spit on in the process. My only break from this is was the couple of hours I had to spend at the ER because one of the times crazy bit me she drew blood so I had to go in and get my blood tested.

The final count is:
One large bite mark/bruise on my left arm
Several scratches all over both arms and hands
One large scratch across the right cheek
Scratches on chest
Bite mark on ring finger
Bite mark above my left boob
Large bump on back of my head from hitting it on heating vent
Several bruises on legs and hips
Bruised cheek
Twisted ankle

This chick is about three inches taller than me and weighs about twice as much.

Christ, I need a new job.

Anyone else have any fun work related stories to share?