Thread: Prove how much of a hit you are wit the ladies.

STOP THIS!!

I should be revising for my Physics exams.




But no, yeah, I doinked her

Originally Posted by Think

i clicked on her tits repeatedly and she fucked me
it's all about your level of confidence guys (ninecastles gaming tm)

if this were real life, think would click on the book a couple times until she got bored

then he would click her tits until he messed his pants

I have a few pics from last night I need to upload. lol

EDIT:

His (your, I guess) pubic hair needs a good trimmin'.

did anybody else take her to the lake and go paddling, then have to say "i see your pussy"?

i cant seem to stop sucking her tits..

Originally Posted by Infernus

after around 4 or 5 she just passes out

Not if she eats.

Originally Posted by Anonymous D

Someone should really tell her about that approaching tornado.

so, no one is disturbed and creeped out by this game, staring a plastic looking ray traced detailed CGI woman in poorly rendered flat and generic settings?

the only thing that would disturb me is if some lonely fat guy playing this game thinks that a perfect date for a girl is to take her to a strip club and have her perform an amateur strip tease

for money

instant sex at the end of the date hoorah

Originally Posted by gina

the only thing that would disturb me is if some lonely fat guy playing this game thinks that a perfect date for a girl is to take her to a strip club and have her perform an amateur strip tease

for money

instant sex at the end of the date hoorah

yeah

i think the thing that's really creeping me out is that i'm imaging this lonely and desperate internet fat guy playing this to substitute for being able to get a real date.

i'm also assuming that this guy is the one that made this gaym.

oh that and the link to the "real doll" phenomenon.

Originally Posted by gwahir

hang on sycld and gina

who even NEEDS a real date when you have this

oh snap, you're right.

Originally Posted by Infernus

i think a chick made the game and supposedly modeled the character after herself

most likely by subtracting 150 pounds

and by transforming herself into a sex robot that will put out for a nice steak dinner...

...made with meat that she bought and cooked on her own grill...

Originally Posted by DickStivers

dude what the fuck

decent figure

and creepy eyes

Originally Posted by simonj

It was made by a guy I think. If you make them dance to 'Rock' music and then click the laptop you get an FAQ from the creator. I'm pretty sure it's a dude.

simon, it's obvious it was made by some horny desperate dude. whoever said it was made by a girl was kidding

Gave it another go:


EDIT: Damn, I thought the picture included the text. It was something like
"I've just woke up with a pounding headache and two naked people in my bed. On a scale of 1 to 10 you get....ahh who gives a fuck!"

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Hello, pleased to make your acquaintance. My name is sycld.

*stick hand down pants*

My, you are so intelligent and witty!

*fondle*

*fondle*

*fondle*

*fondle*

*mess in pants*

Thank you for the lovely date and for treating me so well. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10!