Thread: Girl Help?

i disagree, s_e is one of my most coveted friends.

our rich history paints a bright future

Satori, what is your relationship with your parents like?

post more, Satori

Satori, you should go some place nice with her. I'm being serious. Some place with candles. Then show her your boobs and nipples.

it's more romantic if you show her your boobs without your nipples ( Y )

what the fuck i skipped over mutton's post and typed almost the exact same thing and then noticed he already typed it

fuck i'm losing it

anyway dont listen to either of them just show her your nipples without showing her your breasts

Satori, if you don't mind me asking where do you work?

satori works a 9 to 5 job in my heart

Then why don't you fucking stop

I can't watch this go on any longer. SE, as a rule don't date people you work with. It never works out, and it makes things awkward between you and your coworkers, even, nay, especially if it works out and you end up dating. I don't care if you have trouble meeting people outside work, the golden rule is you don't mix work and emotions. Ever.

I did stop flirting with girls at work today. As for dating someone at work, well I agree that is awkward for the coworkers. But you could try and keep it private. Like meet outside of work. Don't hang around each other at work. My supervisor flirts with girls at work. Also the chubby girl flirts with her but almost always when there is only the three of us around.

I don't think she would want to date me since she is quite popular at work. I am at best low mid popular if even that. I actually think I am losing popularity. I think that flirting with girls bring my popularity down, but doesn't bring other people's popularity down when they flirt. So basically, it doesn't make sense for her to date me right now for her as that would bring her popularity down and mine up. What I would have to do is increase my popularity so that people wouldn't look down on her for hanging around me. Which would probably require a lot of time, knowledge and effort. So in other words lots of hard work and it would take a while. But about the dating part, usually one person is more liked at work than others. So the more liked person at work could have the upper hand in the relationship. Which wouldn't be me. So it would be worse for me if we did date and broke up. Also the fact that most people at work since she is beautiful and I not, they would think she can do better than me. So really they would want to break us up.

So yeah, you are right the relationship has a low chance of working long term. But I still think it would be fun for me at the time if we were dating.

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

But you could try and keep it private.

No, you can't. I'm going to make this next part bold for emphasis.

NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T.

Someone always finds out. ALWAYS.

Take every other part of your post, lock it deep inside your head and never think about it again.

Well, I mean you could just say you are friends. I mean she already has her boyfriend. So maybe she would be willing to be friends. Me date. So maybe we could only go out as friends.

Anyways, my bedtime.

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Well, I mean you could just say you are friends. I mean she already has her boyfriend. So maybe she would be willing to be friends. Me date. So maybe we could only go out as friends.

Anyways, my bedtime.

If you're friends, you aren't dating. Jesus fucking christ, it's like talking to a brick wall, a wall that is retarded, knows it is retarded, and chooses to continue being retarded.

I'm gonna have to ask that you please stop using foul language when addressing Satori_Everything. Thank you.

since you work in the biggest mall in North America, you can have a non-zero average by just walking around and asking out hundreds of girls at once using a megaphone or a big sign such as your butt