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    So today I asked this girl at my work to go out with me. She frowned and kept looking at me. So I kept on saying please, please. She said sure. She asked me if I needed to go anywhere soon. I said I don't know. I hope not. What should I say to her next time I see her? How can I make sure she doesn't change her mind? Where/ when should we go? What should I do? She has a boyfriend. I don't know if this matters or not.

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    every single reply to this thread is going to be unfunny

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    q: why didn't the dinosaur cross the road?
    a: there was no road

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    every single reply to this thread is going to be unfunny
    that is obviously because no one can possibly top the original post.

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    let me see your dick babe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    She has a boyfriend. I don't know if this matters or not.
    You sir, are the internets biggest idiot. I've never seen you post one thing that anybody could even consider caring about. She's obviously not into you, especially after you begged like a bitch. Just give up and kill yourself.
    "Believe nothing, no matter where you have read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and common sense." -Buddha

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    Well even if it is funny, it really happened. I mean after I asked the girl out, she was frowning/had a neutral expression and kept looking at me. She didn't say anything and kept looking at me for awhile. So I thought this wasn't looking good. So I started saying please please. Then I got really sad because she wasn't answering me. I don't think this is funny. I think this is sad. I think she doesn't want to go out with me. Like I was begging for a date. She wouldn't answer. But now that she said sure, how can I make sure that I get the date? She could cancel it/ or not agree to go on anything I like or deny anything happened. We were alone when I asked her out. Note anyone could just walk in on us sometimes. So maybe I could wait until it is a good time to talk where someone won't walk in on us. Because they might try to prevent me from going out with her. A lot of my coworkers like her too. They don't want me to have her. So if I am alone with her I can ask her about going out. My supervisor likes her. So if he heard me asking her out well I don't think he'd like that very much. He worked today. He kept checking on us every so often. That is the main reason I didn't want to ask her a lot of questions. I asked her where she wanted to go and when. She said she doesn't know. I invited her to come to my house before, but I don't think she wants to because she didn't say anything.

    She asked me before if I wanted to go to the movies (her friend wanted to come along too so maybe I wouldn't be alone with her), the mall to shop(she was fifteen minutes late she claimed. I didn't stay and wait for her. She said I should have waited for her. It was only fifteen minutes and than I could go with her. ) I just waited a minute than I left, to eat once because we were both early and she claimed she was hungry and bored(I wasn't hungry that day because I ate a whole bunch of cake that my work was going to throw out if we didn't bring home), so I said no thanks I'm full. She also asked me if I wanted to get my hair/nails done with her. I said no. I like my hair and nails the way they are. She said she was going to the library and I could come along too with her. I said she could go by herself. Libraries are places that you are supposed to be quiet and well I mean who goes on a library date? What kind of date is that? Plus I mean on the bus, it might be boring if it was crowded. Plus she wanted to go this Friday. I was thinking about just staying at home watching tv, being on my computer, playing video games,etc. Do you think I should have said I will go with her to the library instead of asking her to go herself?
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    *head palm*

    Whoever is playing S_E is running out of topic ideas. I swear this stuff was discussed before.

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    Well. I asked her out today. The other time she asked me when my day off, I asked her why, do you wanna hang out with me, then she said I could go shopping with her . Yeah that part I said before. But the part about me asking her out is new. Also, about getting a date with her my supervisor likes her and doesn't like me. If he finds out I like her if he doesn't already know I'm not sure what is going to happen. But I think he could convince her to like him and not like me or talk to me anymore.
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    Just cop a feel when she isn't looking, and attempt to rape her (with a broom handle of course). I guarantee she'll love it. She's just playing really, really hard to get.

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    So your not only going to lose the girl but your job as well.
    Way to go.

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    I liked this other girl before that my supervisor likes too. She's way hotter. But she doesn't work where we work anymore. I never asked her out. I thought if I did she would say no. My supervisor once caught me talking to her and then he told me to move. I told her to talk to me after. He talked to her. Then I talked to her for a bit before she said she had to go. I don't think she like me.

    But girl at work, she likes her female friend and my supervisor. She also is way nicer and friendlier.

    If I come really close to her like to reach my hand out for something, well she would ask me what I'm doing and/or move back. But if her female friend and the supervisor does than she smiles.

    I could lose my job. I know my supervisor doesn't like me. Also I don't want to get fired for being late, that too.

    But I mean my supervisor already got the girl that I first liked and now the second.
    When second girl first started, he didn't start acting liked he liked her. Only after I started liking her for awhile. Then he started putting his arm around her, etc.

    But now that I asked her out, I want that date that she agreed too.
    I mean even if I don't talk to her, she sometimes say hi and smiles to me when she sees me. She might be doing this to everyone who works here. I thought that she might say yes because she sometimes talks to me(she say's she is bored) kept saying she wanted me to get a haircut,let her give me a makeover and she was asking about going to eat, the movies, the mall, the library and she asked me for my phone number. She once texted me. But I didn't text back.

    It's like even if I try to avoid her she might not avoid me. Like if I look at the ground and she sees me and says hi,(my name) and smiles. Or if she sees me not smiling at work she might ask me what's wrong, or is everything all right with me. Or if she doesn't, she'll ask me to help her. When only the two of are around. I have to help my coworkers when they ask. Otherwise they can tell on me. Then I get in trouble.

    It' s not like I can undo what I said. Maybe she won't tell people.

    Maybe I could stop talking to her as much.

    I could also not talk to her about the date anymore.

    Maybe I am taking to big a risk. Thanks for pointing out what a big risk I'm taking. By trying to date the girl the supervisor likes.

    After she said sure, I was wondering about where I could go with her. I was wondering if she would actually go out with me like she said she would. Or if she would no show or say no to where I'd offer if i would offer anything.

    But maybe you are right, maybe I took a big risk. I could just pretend that I was joking about going out with her if someone asks me about it.

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    You are the social equivalent of a seal with its head stuck in a plastic 6-pack ring.

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    Can someone trash this thread?

    Like, can't you use the PS out of PS excuse or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    You are the social equivalent of a seal with its head stuck in a plastic 6-pack ring.
    Maybe it seems that way. But for some reason it seems that girls I like don't like me. Maybe they think I am a lesbian and are scared of me.
    Quote Originally Posted by jacob View Post
    You sir, are the internets biggest idiot. I've never seen you post one thing that anybody could even consider caring about. She's obviously not into you, especially after you begged like a bitch. Just give up and kill yourself.
    Well she wasn't say anything. So I started begging. I mean what else should I have done? Say yes or no? Since she was taking so long to decide I thought she was trying to think of a way to say no without sounding mean/ making me sad. But now that she said sure, I was wondering if she would actually go or if she just said she would go so she doesn't look mean/ make me sad because I didn't want to get rejected. Maybe I should give up trying because she is just going to no show, disagree to going out or say she is busy or that she wants to do something else with someone else.
    Quote Originally Posted by ViciousMentality View Post
    Can someone trash this thread?

    Like, can't you use the PS out of PS excuse or something?
    This isn't ps out of ps. I posted it here. Anyone on cd can offer me advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    But for some reason it seems that girls I like don't like me.
    GEE WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE

    MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A MORON? HAS THIS THOUGHT CROSSED YOUR TINY MIND?


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    No. People at work keep asking me why I don't have a boyfriend, why I don't go out on dates. I think they want me to get a boyfriend so I stop talking to the girls I think are hot at work. Then they could talk to the hot girls more with me out of the way.

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    I'm drunk and I sure as shit don't need to see another satori thread. Blaugh.

    You said "please." Mistake number 1. I'll let you figure out the rest.
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Well at first I asked her if she will go out with me sometime.
    She stared at me for a long time.
    So I started saying please, please because she wasn't answering my question and she kept on looking at me without looking away.
    I didn't know what else to do after she started staring at me. So I thought saying please would work. Anyways so since she said sure, I could remind her that she agreed to going out with me if I try to set up a date with her again. Also I didn't want her to reject me. So I thought that if I begged her she would say yes.

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    satori would you sign my dick if i asked you really nice and gave you the sharpie

    plz respond

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    satori why don't you try hitting on non-straight girls for once you stupid slag
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    gina stop cockblocking me

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    blockin my cockin

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    the second girl hangs around the chubby girl, they dance and they hug and the chubby girl used to kiss her. She also hangs around my supervisor. Plus the other girl. Plus one other guy but not as much. So she mainly hangs and talks to the same people for some reason. Yet I don't see her talking with some other people as much. That reminds me, she stopped talking to me as much after I asked her out. Maybe she doesn't like me anymore. Maybe she talks and hangs around people she likes.

    Most of the girls at my work seem straight. But the one that is bi isn't hot and she doesn't like me. But a lot of people don't like her either.

    I mostly talk to girls at work. I don't think that we are allowed to really supposed hit on customers. Plus outside of work, I don't usually have long conversations with people I just meet. So mostly I talk to girls at work. Sometimes because I am bored. Sometimes because I think they are hot. Also if other people think they are hot, I like them more. Sometimes one of my female coworkers will mention a coworker that they think is attractive that I also think is attractive and makes me want to talk to the hot girl more. Also if I see someone flirting/ trying to get the girl to like them. Then I want to try too.

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    satori would you sign my dick if i asked you really nice and gave you the sharpie

    plz respond

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    You live so far away from me though.

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    its a hypothetical

    i get off on knowing

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    Well I probably wouldn't want to do something like this unless I knew you. If a random person asked me something like this I think I would refuse. But if I knew you and liked you than I don't know. Maybe if you were cute.

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    do you only perform services for people if you deem them cute?

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    Well I never signed anyone's dick before.

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    Satori, this is the wrong place to ask for relationship advice. I would advise you to post your issues on this board instead:

    http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

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    Satori, have you been told about that new lesbian club? 100% guarantee that youll get a date there. It's just over there, in the middle of that busy highway, just right in the middle. You'll see it when youre closer to it
    YO HO YO HO

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    Satori, have you been told about that new lesbian club? 100% guarantee that youll get a date there. It's just over there, in the middle of that busy highway, just right in the middle. You'll see it when youre closer to it
    Why don't you walk with her so she don't get lost.
    "There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference.The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative."

    W. Clement Stone

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    Because I don't take any advice from retards
    YO HO YO HO

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    are you calling yourself a retard or did you just fuck up that sentence

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    No I meant that the suggestion that I should go anywhere near SE is retarded.


    She should go into roads though. Seriously
    YO HO YO HO

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    i disagree, s_e is one of my most coveted friends.

    our rich history paints a bright future

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I'm drunk and I sure as shit don't need to see another satori thread. Blaugh.

    You said "please." Mistake number 1. I'll let you figure out the rest.
    omg i went dyslexic and read "mistake" as "mikesta" and then i had to remember mikesta but then i was like LOL if mikesta every started posting here again, i'll make it a point to call him mistake

    god i fucking hated that kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I liked this other girl before that my supervisor likes too. She's way hotter. But she doesn't work where we work anymore. I never asked her out. I thought if I did she would say no. My supervisor once caught me talking to her and then he told me to move. I told her to talk to me after. He talked to her. Then I talked to her for a bit before she said she had to go. I don't think she like me.

    But girl at work, she likes her female friend and my supervisor. She also is way nicer and friendlier.

    If I come really close to her like to reach my hand out for something, well she would ask me what I'm doing and/or move back. But if her female friend and the supervisor does than she smiles.

    I could lose my job. I know my supervisor doesn't like me. Also I don't want to get fired for being late, that too.

    But I mean my supervisor already got the girl that I first liked and now the second.
    When second girl first started, he didn't start acting liked he liked her. Only after I started liking her for awhile. Then he started putting his arm around her, etc.

    But now that I asked her out, I want that date that she agreed too.
    I mean even if I don't talk to her, she sometimes say hi and smiles to me when she sees me. She might be doing this to everyone who works here. I thought that she might say yes because she sometimes talks to me(she say's she is bored) kept saying she wanted me to get a haircut,let her give me a makeover and she was asking about going to eat, the movies, the mall, the library and she asked me for my phone number. She once texted me. But I didn't text back.

    It's like even if I try to avoid her she might not avoid me. Like if I look at the ground and she sees me and says hi,(my name) and smiles. Or if she sees me not smiling at work she might ask me what's wrong, or is everything all right with me. Or if she doesn't, she'll ask me to help her. When only the two of are around. I have to help my coworkers when they ask. Otherwise they can tell on me. Then I get in trouble.

    It' s not like I can undo what I said. Maybe she won't tell people.

    Maybe I could stop talking to her as much.

    I could also not talk to her about the date anymore.

    Maybe I am taking to big a risk. Thanks for pointing out what a big risk I'm taking. By trying to date the girl the supervisor likes.

    After she said sure, I was wondering about where I could go with her. I was wondering if she would actually go out with me like she said she would. Or if she would no show or say no to where I'd offer if i would offer anything.

    But maybe you are right, maybe I took a big risk. I could just pretend that I was joking about going out with her if someone asks me about it.

    god damn man

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