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    Default At the stroke of midnight my age increases by 1...

    I've listed CD as my emergency contact before I go downtown.

    See you all tomorrow, or not.

    In before coming home in a body bag.. which is probable.

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    Don't eat Chinese food.

    Vomiting rice = Not fun.

    Have a good birthday!

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    I've made that mistake also

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    I had very greasy burritos.

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    You may be older than you've ever been before but you're younger than you'll ever be again!

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    So TOGS leveled up today?
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    What? TOGS is evolving!

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    im mashin b atm

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    If by bodybag you mean your buttbuddies sleeping bag then yea maybe. Come on togs you are too much of a fucking nerd to actually go do something crazy. You probably spent the night with some fellow faggots played magic and drank mikes hard lemonade before buttfucking each other to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Baltar View Post
    What? TOGS is evolving!
    hold b so that he can learn "don't hit on married women" next year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    If by bodybag you mean your buttbuddies sleeping bag then yea maybe. Come on togs you are too much of a fucking nerd to actually go do something crazy. You probably spent the night with some fellow faggots played magic and drank mikes hard lemonade before buttfucking each other to sleep.
    Close!

    I'm still waiting to find out what I did that night. Apparently I blacked out after the third bar and got the best "Blue Wave" drink ever.

    Pictures are slow coming in.

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    congrats on turning 15!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Close!

    I'm still waiting to find out what I did that night. Apparently I blacked out after the third bar and got the best "Blue Wave" drink ever.

    Pictures are slow coming in.
    I got nothing out of this post besides blue wave and I hope you weren't drinking that. Other than that happy birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    I got nothing out of this post besides blue wave and I hope you weren't drinking that. Other than that happy birthday.
    Blue Wave involved some blue drink and it's well known that on your birthday you take this drink and the bartender splashes you done with a pint of water. Well I knew it was coming but I didn't know the bartender gave the two bouncers glasses of water too so I was doused with what was called the "best blue wave ever".

    I don't remember any of this though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Blue Wave involved some blue drink and it's well known that on your birthday you take this drink and the bartender splashes you done with a pint of water. Well I knew it was coming but I didn't know the bartender gave the two bouncers glasses of water too so I was doused with what was called the "best blue wave ever".

    I don't remember any of this though.
    On my 21st no one gave me a gay ass blue drink... all I got in total was like 5 free beers and 2 or 3 free shots.

    And I never blacked out at any bar, and I drink 1/5 of sailor jerry's before even going to the bars.

    You must have one wide pussy
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    No one will be buying me shots on my 21st. Beer and beer only. The last thing I want is someone buying me a fucking cement mixer or a prairie fire. I am well aware I'm a lightweight and really only enjoy beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    On my 21st no one gave me a gay ass blue drink... all I got in total was like 5 free beers and 2 or 3 free shots.

    And I never blacked out at any bar, and I drink 1/5 of sailor jerry's before even going to the bars.

    You must have one wide pussy
    Or I had a lot more fun than you did. (and I did)

    I'm 3 for 3 for going out this week. It's starting to take a toll, but I am dedicated.

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    togs you should dress up in a red afghan tonight and paralyze the world with your captivating, fierce gaze
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    togs you should dress up in a red afghan tonight and paralyze the world with your captivating, fierce gaze
    I need a gimmick, the bouncers are beginning to recognize me. I don't want that.

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    arrive dressed in a shimmering toga edged in purple, golden laurel leaves adorning your brow and a magnanimous gaze that sweeps all around you from atop your gilded litter carried by a dozen slaves who whisper your glorious deeds even as they bear you from place to place
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I just hire like a stripper or something.

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    only a pansy would do that

    ...you're not a pansy, are you?
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I just hire like a stripper or something.
    hahaha

    that would totally be my signature if sigs weren't mega gay

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