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    Default Michael Jackson Has Died

    This is a tribute thread to the king of pop, one of my lifelong heroes, who has been pronounced dead in Los Angeles after being rushed to hospital after suffering a severe cardiac arrest.

    Rest in Peace Michael

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    Chris Hanson rejoices

    (heart) don't stop till you get enough

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    You mean there's blood on the dance floor?

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    I wrote this tribute

    Michael Jackson
    Not my lover
    I was too old for him to tell me
    IIIIII WAS THE ONNNNE

    But the KID is not my son, dun, doon, dun

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    well i mean

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    You know I'm dead, I'm dead, shamooonn (or does he say Shamoo?)
    and the whole world does that thing right now
    just to tell you once again
    Whose dead?

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    Honestly I thought he was a very talented performer but I didn't care too much for his music or who he was. It's sad that he has passed away so young but hey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    You know I'm dead, I'm dead, shamooonn (or does he say Shamoo?)
    and the whole world does that thing right now
    just to tell you once again
    Whose dead?
    Cha' Mon
    (come on)

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    Fuck man, I've been saying shamon/show more since I was like... 7.

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    donut care
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    Honestly I thought he was a very talented performer but I didn't care too much for his music or who he was. It's sad that he has passed away so young but hey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Fuck man, I've been saying shamon/show more since I was like... 7.
    Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

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    I want his kids.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    Well you went to school to learn giiiiiiirrrlllll

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    I put on my Off The Wall LP this evening and I just couldnt stop laughing. I love that LP alot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coldfyre View Post
    LOL

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    Inb4 "Yes he deserved to die and I hope he burns in hell".
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    He's coming home in a bodybag.

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    I don't particularly care, he was all kinds of fucked up and he wasn't going to release anything new.
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    He was actually prepping another tour.
    Last edited by MalReynolds; 06-26-2009 at 09:55 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    He was actually prepping another tour.
    In reality, he was never going to be fit for that tour. It was going to be shit.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    The beast deserved death.

    http://mjisdead.ytmnd.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    In reality, he was never going to be fit for that tour. It was going to be shit.
    I know, and it would have been bad. But he was planning something.

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    Michael Jackson sort of had to die in the build up to a tour or something, it wouldn't have suited the image he wanted to admit he was too frail and too propped up on medication to go on.
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    Michael Jackson made some great music!

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    OMFG MICHAEL JACKSON WAS AN ANGEL A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WHITE ANGEL WHO WAS AN ARTIST FOR ALL TIMES HOW DARE YOU SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM

    LEAVE MICHAEL JACKSON ALOOOOOOOONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    He was actually prepping another tour.
    50 dates at the SAME VENUE is a pretty shitty tour
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

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    thank you captian obvious
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    He has canceled all his tour dates. Andy (aged 9) and Sean (aged 11).

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    He has canceled all his tour dates. Andy (aged 9) and Sean (aged 11).

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    Michael Jackson is not biodegradable.

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    (he can only be buried in a jewish cemetary)

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    Was he black or white? An important question to determine if he goes to heaven or hell.

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    What's black and white and dead all over?

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    You know im dead, im dead, im really really dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gas Meter View Post
    This is a tribute thread to the king of pop, one of my lifelong heroes, who has been pronounced dead in Los Angeles after being rushed to hospital after suffering a severe cardiac arrest.

    Rest in Peace Michael
    cardiac arrest != heart attack
    it means your heart stopped beating
    so my question to you is how did it severely stop beating
    there is no such thing as severe cardiac arrest

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    his family want him melted down and made into plastic bags so he can remain white, plastic, and harmful to children

    failing that they want him melted down and made into lego so children can play with him for a change


    nah not really, hes not dead. he was just found in the childrens ward havin a stroke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    cardiac arrest != heart attack
    it means your heart stopped beating
    so my question to you is how did it severely stop beating
    there is no such thing as severe cardiac arrest
    It was like WHAM.

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    I always made fun of him in school and stuff but now that he's gone, it is a bummer. Despite what anyone says, he made a great contribution to music and influenced tons of people.

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