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    ITT We remember the greatest to ever live.


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    He probably had congestive heart failure.
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    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    Wow. Well that completes that celebrity cycle of 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunkmike View Post
    Wow. Well that completes that celebrity cycle of 3.
    Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays.

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    That means there should be one more to make another three out of it.
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    fidel castro is next.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    that, or patrick swayze.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    He probably had congestive heart failure.
    My money is on brain injury, they said he got hit in the head with a suitcase on a plane. You can totally get hit in the head and feel fine but then drop dead a day or two later, it happens more often than you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    My money is on brain injury, they said he got hit in the head with a suitcase on a plane. You can totally get hit in the head and feel fine but then drop dead a day or two later, it happens more often than you think.
    happened to some actress earlier this year. she was skiing and fell.

    dammit, what was her name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    happened to some actress earlier this year. she was skiing and fell.

    dammit, what was her name?
    liam neesons wife. I dont remember her name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    My money is on brain injury, they said he got hit in the head with a suitcase on a plane. You can totally get hit in the head and feel fine but then drop dead a day or two later, it happens more often than you think.
    Thats how that one actress died. I can't remember her name, but it was Liam Neeson? she was married too. I think her name was Natasha or something.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruz_15 View Post
    Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays.
    Well....

    Shitty product salesmen:
    ______________________

    Ed McMahon (I remember seeing him in commercials to sell power scooters, his days as an "entertainment" figure have been long gone)
    Billy Mays

    Entertainers:
    _____________________
    David Carradine
    Farah Fawcett
    Michael Jackson

    so they are in 2 different categories.
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    Yes.

    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    he may be a faggot but in this case he is correct

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    Well....

    Shitty product salesmen:
    ______________________

    Ed McMahon (I remember seeing him in commercials to sell power scooters, his days as an "entertainment" figure have been long gone)
    Billy Mays

    Entertainers:
    _____________________
    Farah Fawcett
    Michael Jackson

    so they are in 2 different categories.
    put david carradine in the entertainer part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killuminati View Post
    liam neesons wife. I dont remember her name.
    natasha richardson if i'm remembering correctly now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    natasha richardson if i'm remembering correctly now.
    Yea that's it.

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    I think David Carradine was the most thrilled when he left us. He probably had the best orgasm of his life.
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    Yesterday I was playing the Mirror's Edge demo while a dude was eating me out. Mirror's Edge is fucking awesome. I'm excited.
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    This isn't any more terrible than some ordinary person'd death, but it's a bummer that all these big names are being written off. RIP MJ, DC, and BM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherry Flavored Pez View Post
    This isn't any more terrible than some ordinary person'd death, but it's a bummer that all these big names are being written off. RIP MJ, DC, and BM.
    FF, EM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    FF, EM
    Haha I thought I would annoy some people with the acronyms. But yeah, bad year for some industries. :[

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    Mandatory post in Billy Mays thread, also, good thing he had that new "ICan" life insurance that he just started pawning. Good Night Sweet Prince!
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    i would have thrown that suitcase if i had the chance

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    Screw that, I just learned that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Too many cocks in it me thinks.

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    Woah, what's with the Mays hate, Gwa?

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    Unless you meant, "Thrown the suitcase if I had the chance (away from Billy Mays and towards someone who deserved to die more)".

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    Screw that, I just learned that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Too many cocks in it me thinks.
    It's actually a pretty big deal, I think it kills about a half million people a year or so.

    How could you have not heard of ass cancer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Unless you meant, "Thrown the suitcase if I had the chance (away from Billy Mays and towards someone who deserved to die more)".
    Or "towards the ground in a fit of rage because its the suitcase that murdered my idol."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    Screw that, I just learned that Farrah Fawcett died of anal cancer. I didn't know there was such a thing. Too many cocks in it me thinks.
    It's called colon cancer.

    Pretty common cancer.
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    I didn't really like him to be honest.
    He was always yelling and I don't get why everyone loved him so much.

    But it still sucks that he's dead.

    R.I.P. Billy

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    It's actually a pretty big deal, I think it kills about a half million people a year or so.

    How could you have not heard of ass cancer?
    It must be an American thing, with all the girls taking it in the ass so they can be virgins.

    I guess it must not be too massive a problem in the UK, it doesn't get much air time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    It's called colon cancer.

    Pretty common cancer.
    Anal cancer is a cancer on the anus, not colon. Hence "Anal Cancer" instead of "Colon Cancer".

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    But the fact is that the cancer discussion is getting more and more interesting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gismo View Post
    It must be an American thing, with all the girls taking it in the ass so they can be virgins.
    If you guys were better orators you could probably talk your British girls into anal as well.

    Americans are just too great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kal El View Post
    He probably had congestive beard failure.


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    im going to invent a gel lined outercoat for suitcases that prevents death from head trauma

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