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    Default So you want to know what life was like before the Internet?

    That's right

    I set my BBS back up.

    It's nowhere near complete, but I want you buttes to have first crack at it.

    http://warensemble.com

    telnet://warensemble.com


    I know how you young whippersnappers love your images, so I created a small image tutorial on how to connect to this "BBS" thing.


    First, I suggest you download SyncTERM, and install it. It's fairly straightforward. just leave anything checked checked. For geeks, this will replace your default windows telnet in IE7, but this is a good thing.

    Next, Click Start -> All Programs -> SyncTERM
    and then click on SyncTERM

    You'll get a screen like this:

    Each of those are actual BBSes on the Internet! Mine isn't listed ( ) so we'll need to add it.

    To add War Ensemble BBS, you push the "INSERT" key on your keyboard. a little window will pop up, and you'll type in: "!War Ensemble BBS" like this:


    The ! will keep the BBS near the top, as they're listed in alphabetical order.

    Hit your ENTER key, and then select "Telnet" and hit ENTER



    another little window will pop up, and you'll type in the address, which in this case is: warensemble.com



    Hit ENTER, and you'll be returned to the selection screen with your list of BBSes to "dial"! Select "!War Ensemble BBS" and hit ENTER!



    Then, with any luck, you'll connect to the BBS!



    At this point, if you're a new user (You're a new user, trust me), you'll type in "New" at the login prompt (without the quotes, retards)

    Then follow the instructions!

    When it asks you what kind of shell you'd like to use, I suggest you pick option #1 Synchronet Classic

    The DOS shell will confuse the fuck out of most people, because they don't know DOS.

    Yes I'd like to have your real name, it is required for posting in FidoNet message areas.

    No, I'm not going to sell your information.

    Yes, you now have a [email protected] email address and there is a limited spam filter on it.

    Yes, I'm going to have a massive file area.

    And most importantly, Yes, you can play:

    Legend of the Red Dragon (LORD)
    Tradewars 2002 GOLD (20,000 sectors!)
    Synchronet Blackjack!
    The Beast's Domain
    Tradewars II (the predecessor to TW2002, listed above)
    Usurper
    Barren Realms Elite
    Planets: The Exploration of Space (Made by the guy who made LORD)
    Arrowbridge I & II
    and a few others. I'll be adding more games over the next few days. (Including "Adult" games)


    Suggestions

    Questions

    Comments

    "Fuck you Tengu why would you waste your time on this?"s


    all can be left in this thread.

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    the EGA graphix of SyncTERM are BLOWING MY MIND

    i mean seriously... more than 2 colors plus black?! IT MUST BE WITCHCRAFT


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    its a good thing u circled telnet cuz i was totally gonna choose raw

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    p.s. you can login via http://warensemble.com too and read messages and post from there.


    also gopher://warensemble.com

    lol gopher

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    WHY THE FUCK CANT I LOG ON EVE

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    and yea i like how you make a 500 step tutorial on how to register and shit when you can do everything from the main page

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    exceot for, you know, play games.

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    that shit reminds me of the olden days.

    when computators were only good for calcumalating numbers
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Holy shit I used to love BBS's

    But you can fuck me if I am going to bother spending 10 mins logging into one nowadays. This is why we have the internet...so we don't have to telnet jack shit no more.


    **EDIT**

    Hold the fucking phone you have got LORD. BRB BBSing.

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    Reminds me of this AS 400 system we have at my work.

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    Reminds me of.... oh wait no it doesn't, I wasn't born.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Reminds me of playing DOS games on my Tandy

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    Ok honestly I still couldn't be fucked logging into your BBS.

    But I thought about it for a minute and got a little teary-eyed nostalgia going on.

    My next thought after that was about X-Wing. Which made me think of Tie Fighter, which made me think of Freespace 2, then Shogun Total War, then Rome Total war etc etc I think you know where this is going.

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    see my sig. it applies to you.

    edit: on a side note, it appears that one of the general discussion areas in the DOVE-Net network is full of right-wing-nutjobs spewing their propaganda.

    You should come help me make them cry. Most of them are probably in their 40s & 50s.

    edit edit: start here: http://warensemble.com/msgs/msgs.ssjs?msg_sub=dove-gen messages are in reverse chronological order

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    daitengu: bbs warrior

    fuck with his bbs and you will get da horns

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    Ok...
    WHAT?

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    The stupid BBS told me to send an email to ask for full facilities or whatever, but I'm not going to bother doing that:

    GWHAIR, GIVE THE USER "SYCLD" FULL WHATEVER FACILITIES ON YOUR FILTHY LITTLE BBS

    THIS IS MY OFFICIAL REQUEST DO EET NAAAAAUUUUWW

    Edit: wtf nevermind registration didn't go through

    Edit 2: "DaiTengu read your email."
    Last edited by sycld; 07-11-2009 at 12:23 AM.


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    god I can't figure out how to shut off the option to force new users to send an e-mail to the sysop

    I used to think it was a nice feature, now I realize it's fucking annoying.


    P.S. you guys are my guinea pigs. you get to test this shit out for me before I push it out to the rest of the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    P.S. you guys are my guinea pigs.


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    oh gawwwd i wuld fuck u

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    Fuck you Tengu why would you waste your time on this?
    oh

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    Is the file area going to have porn?

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    WHAT THE FUCK IS A BBS?

    I don't have time to google this.

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    Bulletin Board System, I remember going on them before the Internet was what it is now.

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    It wants a lot of info just to sign up.

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    I think I'm just going to stick with the internet. Seems a lot less complicated and there is more stuff to do.
    Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nighthawk View Post
    Bulletin Board System, I remember going on them before the Internet was what it is now.
    old fart spotted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    old fart spotted.
    Hah, I'm 26. I just remember that my isp had one that I checked out when I first got on the net.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nighthawk View Post
    I'm 26.
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    old fart spotted.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Holy shit, Tradewars? If I wasn't out of the country, I'd be so there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie cromwell View Post
    Holy shit, Tradewars? If I wasn't out of the country, I'd be so there.
    I need to reset it, I really fucked around with the game.

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    Okay so I played majormud and trade wars. Did I just admit that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    Okay so I played majormud and trade wars. Did I just admit that?
    yes.

    I have doormud.

    if enough people play it, I'll register it.

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    That was interesting for about 15 minutes I suppose. I used the java based telnet feature. I'll have to do it when i'm on linux and have an actual telnet ability since they seem to have removed that from windows 7. The java box was to hard to read it was so small.
    "Back in the old, dark days of the internet when men were men, women were men, and children were FBI agents, no one cared what people thought of them"

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    SyncTERM works fine on 7.

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    I did play a really good mud a long time ago about vampires I think.
    I remember getting lost in some woods for hours with a couple online friends. That was some hilarious shit.

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    answer to thread title: no not really
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    fuck internetless times.

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    stop bumping this fuck

    anybody who replies after this is fat irl

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    'sup?

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