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    True dat
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    Best one I got.

    Me: Can I tap that ass?
    Her: Ask my husband.

    Thank god I know both of them have a sense of humor.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    me: hey gurl can i tap dat
    kim: yep.

    needless to say i tapped dat.

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    Me: I'm going to tap that ass later
    Her: do I have a say in the matter?
    Me: It wouldn't be rape if you did

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    Me: hey sycld, can I tap dat?
    Sycld: Say wha?
    Last edited by Beef; 08-13-2009 at 08:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
    Gina: xmas
    Me: u no it
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
    atmosfear: xmas
    Me: u no it
    This was the apex of this fred

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