I saw this on reddit. Here's mine:
Me: Hey girl.. when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Really.. Ur dumb.
Me: So.. ?
Her: So ur dumb
Lol. Your turn.
I saw this on reddit. Here's mine:
Me: Hey girl.. when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Really.. Ur dumb.
Me: So.. ?
Her: So ur dumb
Lol. Your turn.
here is how rick scarf's would go
RS: Hey queendork when you gonna let me tap that?
QD: go back to your own bed bennett i'm not in the mood for your crap.
RS: drink this
QD: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Step 3: Profit
Me: This is why nobody likes babar
Her: Who the fuck is babar?
Me: Who gave you permission to speak?
Man Rule.
Me: Hey quick question
Her: babar is a faggot
Me: what?
Her: suck my balls
Me: how do you know babar
Her: Ankara is the capital of Turkey
Me: babar, i cant wait to slampig you again
Her: this is babar's mom
Me: seriously babar's mom, i cant wait to put it in your butt
Her: srs bisnis
Me: Hey girl when you gonna le....
Babar: I do not live up to my Elephant namesake
Me: I didn't finish my ques...
Babar: You do not need to, for I am merely an unfaithful-to-reality mental representation of someone on the internet
Me: So ur dumb
yo i tried dis
Babar - did they do an episode of Made about you where you tried to be a b-boy?
I could have sworn they did.
me: lemme tap that
her: facey facey facey cant you see
me: can I tap that
her: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You have failed, your highness. I am a Jedi like my father before me.
me: : (
her: did you know that babar...
me: is a douchebag? yes
her: oh it is common knowledge then
me: well done captain obvious
quotes from the internet
Babar being a douchebag is common knowledge!
no way am i going to do this, it's too embarrassing!
I don't actually have any females in my phone's address book.
They don't like me for some reason...
Me: Hey can i tap that?
Gina: Hell yeah!!1
*Alarm clock rings 6 AM*
Fuck
I guess you're right, as long as no eye contact was made.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
Actually there was constant eye contact. If anything, it was quite creepy.
Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
Gina: xmas
Me: u no it
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
: um?
me: what grl? you know you want this
: are you on the rag?
me: Ew this is why i'm gonna marry you.
Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
atmosfear: xmas
Me: u no it
Me: Hey nermy when you gonna let me tap dat?
Nermy: When you get another 5 durty dicks.
I didn't think woofness was nermy's type.
Casual Discourse: Hey, when can I tap that?
Girl: Heh, yeah right, like you talk to girls in real life.
Casual Discourse: Oh shi-
So you admit you made her up?
I don't include myself in CasualDiscourse, because niggers don't have the internet
Says the guy with 1k more posts than anyone else.
I have less than 200 posts more than Tidus
I don't include Tidus in CasualDiscourse, because evangelists don't have the internet.
Damn, I've gotta give it up for that one wolf. You caught me in a web of lies.
For some reason I still believe that you have a girlfriend though.
Originally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by TokiOriginally Posted by Pickles
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