I saw this on reddit. Here's mine:
Me: Hey girl.. when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Really.. Ur dumb.
Me: So.. ?
Her: So ur dumb
Lol. Your turn.
Text a girl and ask if if "you can tap that"
I saw this on reddit. Here's mine:
Me: Hey girl.. when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Really.. Ur dumb.
Me: So.. ?
Her: So ur dumb
Lol. Your turn.
hey babar when can i tap that sheeet yoOriginally Posted by babar
sidenote: bring back :babar:
wtf
here is how rick scarf's would go
RS: Hey queendork when you gonna let me tap that?
QD: go back to your own bed bennett i'm not in the mood for your crap.
RS: drink this
QD: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Step 3: Profit
Me: This is why nobody likes babar
Her: Who the fuck is babar?
Me: Who gave you permission to speak?
Man Rule.
Me: Hey quick question
Her: babar is a faggot
Me: what?
Her: suck my balls
Me: how do you know babar
Her: Ankara is the capital of Turkey
Me: babar, i cant wait to slampig you again
Her: this is babar's mom
Me: seriously babar's mom, i cant wait to put it in your butt
Her: srs bisnis
Me: Hey girl when you gonna le....
Babar: I do not live up to my Elephant namesake
Me: I didn't finish my ques...
Babar: You do not need to, for I am merely an unfaithful-to-reality mental representation of someone on the internet
Me: So ur dumb
yo i tried dis
Babar - did they do an episode of Made about you where you tried to be a b-boy?
I could have sworn they did.
me: lemme tap that
her: facey facey facey cant you see
me: can I tap that
her: Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You have failed, your highness. I am a Jedi like my father before me.
me: : (
her: did you know that babar...
me: is a douchebag? yes
her: oh it is common knowledge then
me: well done captain obvious
quotes from the internet
Babar being a douchebag is common knowledge!
no way am i going to do this, it's too embarrassing!
Me: hey can I tap that?
I fucking hate babar.
I don't actually have any females in my phone's address book.
They don't like me for some reason...
Probably because you constantly try to steal their boyfriends from them, homo.
Me: Hey can i tap that?
Gina: Hell yeah!!1
*Alarm clock rings 6 AM*
Fuck
It's not gay if it's a mmf three-way. Even though it wasn't exactly like a triangle of love, more two guys at it and a girl sat on a chair, frustrated because she's a closet lesbian in love with a closet gay.
I guess you're right, as long as no eye contact was made.
Actually there was constant eye contact. If anything, it was quite creepy.
Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
Gina: xmas
Me: u no it
me: When you gonna let me tap that?
: um?
me: what grl? you know you want this
: are you on the rag?
me: Ew this is why i'm gonna marry you.
Me: Hey gurl when u gonna let me tap dat?
atmosfear: xmas
Me: u no it
Me: Hey nermy when you gonna let me tap dat?
Nermy: When you get another 5 durty dicks.
more like
Me: hey nerms when u gonna let me tap dat?
nermy: when i'm done here
dog: woof
nermy: /zips up
I didn't think woofness was nermy's type.
whoops that was unintentional
Me: When r u gonna let me tap that?
Keg: stick it in me now bby
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
Casual Discourse: Hey, when can I tap that?
Girl: Heh, yeah right, like you talk to girls in real life.
Casual Discourse: Oh shi-
So you admit you made her up?
I don't include myself in CasualDiscourse, because niggers don't have the internet
Says the guy with 1k more posts than anyone else.
I have less than 200 posts more than Tidus
I don't include Tidus in CasualDiscourse, because evangelists don't have the internet.
Damn, I've gotta give it up for that one wolf. You caught me in a web of lies.
For some reason I still believe that you have a girlfriend though.
Well we're facebook friends, so technically you can find out for real whenever you want.
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