How can you tactfully say...
...that you're fucking too loudly?
Yeah. A couple who is passing through is doing the deed a little too loudly at this hotel. I've had three guests call in and complain. One of the complainers says, "I don't know what the hell he is doing, but I do know his name is Tom because she has been screaming that for ten minutes."
Wish me luck as I go awkwardly interrupt some love making.
Originally Posted by ozzy
Try something like "Hey can you guys fuck a little bit more quietly you're disturbing some of the other guests with your insanely loud fucking.".
You're just jealous that you aren't get any.
Ask them if you can join in, that's what I would do.
bingo
imo in these situations theres no tactful about it. theres no two ways about saying these kind of things, so just say it. fuck being tactful.
Actually you can play the oblivious card and just say other guests have complained about the level of noise in your room. Can you please turn down your TV, stereo, or whatever was making the disturbance?
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
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you could try working for a hotel that doesn't use paper mache for walls
Is "shut the fuck up. no one is impressed that you can afford a prostitute." tactful?
Yes but it's not entirely true because I'm impressed by people who can afford prostitutes.
you have to realize not everyone lives the same crazy lifestyle that you do
Absolution is correct, but douchebags who loudly bang prostitutes in hotels do.
knock on the door and walk in and start sucking the guys dick
I think this is what I'll try if there ever is a situation like this again.
Apparently they finished or busted out the ball gags before I got to their rooms, because it was all quiet. Thank god.
knock on the door and say "housekeeping"
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
knock on the door and ask to join
or just knock on the door. Seeing No Brains would make anyone become unaroused enough to stop having sex
Call the room and say "Hey dude she's faking it"
Which brings us to our next point:
Question: Why do women fake orgasms?
Answer: They think we care
well... duh.
but some men really do care and feel self-conscious about it if they can't make a woman moan, which is pretty pathetic and stupid considering that most women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration alone.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
I don't believe that most women can't orgasm from vaginal penetration alone, but I do believe that most of them don't.
Why fake an organism? That's just misleading the guy into thinking he's doing something right. you're screwing yourself over in both the short and long term
We gotta get you a TV show. I'm sure with your life experiences we'd be able to have more viewers then the View in no time.
Uh no wrong all wrong go away.
It's pathetic and stupid because its doesn't matter whether or not she enjoys it. If you are doing it right, she will continue to fuck you in order to validate herself.
Some guys struggle to hold out as long as possible... I try to hurry the process along.
how the hell does the only gay on this site know what a woman wants in bed
quotes from the internet
Dr. Drew says you're wrong. It's about 50/50 clitoris stimulation/insertion.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
Identity
But I mean, let's all take the gay guy's word for it.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
Identity
the keyword in the phrase "vaginal penetration alone" is alone.
maybe because straight men don't know anything about what feels good to her, since:
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
If you're sexing right you can hit the clit and insert at the same time. I don't even understand how "vaginal penetration alone" is even possible. And even if you don't have the stamina to finish her off with sex you should at least have the common courtesy to finish her some other way. Of course, not only do I have the stamina of a cheetah, but I also make sure to give the chick at least one O before sex even starts, both as a just-in-case and because it is easier for them to ride the wave during sex that way. However, most guys aren't as courteous as I am.
tact is overwhelmingly useless
Waste of time and, worse, liable to lead to her thinking you care.
well i mean
not all of us have bbc
or natural rhythm
or an insatiable lust for fried chicken
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
People shouldn't be allowed to fuck if they can't pass a rhythm course. I've had sex with a chick who had no rhythm, and it sucked. Musicians are the best. My girlfriend is a violinist.
but then only the blacks would be able to reproduce in significant numbers!
on the other hand, the positive outcome would be that the jewish birth rate would fall to essentially 0. the upper east side of new york would become a wasteland in a couple generations.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
You know sycld other than the black people reproducing part most of what you said just now sounds like a pretty good thing.
As a gymnast in my earlier years (Go RINGS!) I would disagree. But I won't.
As an engineer I would love to tell you that sex is simply one giant wave problem. You would contend that waves, harmonics, and music go hand in hand. I would then go on to say that sex is first a statics problem, then a dynamics equation, that turns into a thermo set, ending in a Fluids finale. But you would be confused because you wouldn't really understand any of it.
So in the end you might be right.
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank
“We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.” -Buddha
Identity
i got multiple chuckles from the replies itt
i thought only women could get multiple chuckles.
PANDAS
If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
I once managed to convince a girl that multiple orgasms were a myth, then about a week later I gave her one by accident.
Cellist is mine, although I suppose a drummer would be ideal.
Woofness, sex me.
Bitches know what other bitches want.
And btw I was going to suggest knocking on the door with complimentary Ready Whipp & a ball gag.
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