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    Question Chocolate Help

    I was eating a package of mint buds. I noticed something unusual.


    Here is a photo I found of a box on the internet. It is clearer and you can clearly see only one color.
    http://canadiandelicacies.com/Neilsons/bar28.jpg
    They are two different colors. Light and regular milk chocolates. Why?

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    oh god are you really stupid

    COCOA CONTENT GODAMN IT CHECK THE FUCKING COCOA CONTENT
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    I thought the box was supposed to be all milk chocolate which is on the right. About half the box was like a really light shade almost white coloured.

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    theyre probably two different kinds of milk chocolate SUCH AS LIGHT AND REGULAR
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    Stick the white ones up your dirty arsehole

    problem solved
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    yeah, theyll go nicely with the peanut butter
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    Actually I ate the whole box already. I just didn't get a lot of pictures lately. I took this picture about a week ago. Plus I hardly had any food at home. The box is less than 200g and is only like half full. The rest is just empty space.

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    That's deep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    theyre probably two different kinds of milk chocolate SUCH AS LIGHT AND REGULAR
    But isn't that kind of false advertising since they show only regular milk chocolate on the box?

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    First of all, no.
    Secondly, to me the box looks like it has two different colours anyway.
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    Those things look pretty tasty.
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    The candy is just old. Chocolate fades in color as it fades.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Those things look pretty tasty.
    They are good. But they were so soft. I bought Golden Buds instead last time. The chocolate is harder and all regular chocolate.
    Quote Originally Posted by piranhas View Post
    The candy is just old. Chocolate fades in color as it fades.
    If this is true than why was only half the box. I thought either all or none would be. Unless the machine inserts chocolates from batches made on much different dates in the same box.
    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    First of all, no.
    Secondly, to me the box looks like it has two different colours anyway.
    http://canadiandelicacies.com/Neilsons/bar28.jpg
    But this is what the box looks like.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 08-09-2009 at 01:45 PM.

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    i warned you
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    satori, this is what you get for buying canadian products. They're technically fine but will never live up to anyones higher standards and expectations
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    Are you Canadian or British, Satori?

    Either way, thank god you don't represent us 'muricans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Are you Canadian or British, Satori?
    I find your remark extremely insulting to the great nation of Britainland

    and to be honest it isnt that nice on Canadia
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Are you Canadian or British, Satori?

    Either way, thank god you don't represent us 'muricans.
    I live in Canada. Canadian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    I find your remark extremely insulting to the great nation of Britainland

    and to be honest it isnt that nice on Canadia
    That's unfair of me, I guess, seeing as I absolutely love your Brits (seriously, I do).

    But I mean... For fucks sake....

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    either way, if you are so worried about your weight you should stop eating this type of food

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    hey fuck you

    canada is awesome
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    not enough scat humor.
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    when horses evolve to a point at which they first begin to develop verbal communication humans will record their statements and they will be astoundingly similar to those of satori everything

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    except the horse's first words will be "fuck you" in response to someone making a "long face" joke

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    coincidentally about half an hour ago I was watching the sopranos and someone made a long face joke

    (this day is ruined)

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    i once asked a horsefaced girl why the long face and it went completely over her head
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    that'll be her face acting like a ramp

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    pretty much

    i loved how a few friends picked up on it, and the subsequent surreptitious high fives completed my night
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    This thread warms the cockles of my heart.

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    chocolate rain


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    If you were American you would know that the obvious answer is to complain to the company and get a complimentary replacement.

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    I love this thread.

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    I came in this thread purely because of the title.

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    I came in you.

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    Unfortunately, I then woke up.

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    oh-noes I dunna split infinitive

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    oh-noes I dunna split infinitive
    you haven't used a single infinitive in this thread yet...

    here, i am going to cheekily split an infinitive for you.


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    yeah you know you like it when i split your cheek....y infinitive bby


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    I'm workin' up a black sweat.
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