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    Default So lately I've been wondering...

    ...what it's like to have a mom.

    The female that's married and lives with my dad is, to save you all a sob story, an ineffectual, sociopathic, abusive person that I refuse to call "mom". She has basically been emotionally absent (when not also physically missing) and abusive.

    So, in your own words, I'd like to know what having a real mom is like.
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    Well, I dont really know because "mom" isnt a thing.

    you may have meant "nom" but it may not have made sense
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    My mother is also ineffectual. She's not abusive or absent or anything, but she sure is ineffectual. I feel like the parent in regards to her instead of the other way around. So I can't help you.

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    I think you may be asking the wrong group of people. I mean if anyone here had serious, meaningful relationships with their parents they probably wouldn't be regulars here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    I think you may be asking the wrong group of people. I mean if anyone here had serious, meaningful relationships with their parents they probably wouldn't be regulars here.
    i'm still quite close to both of my parents, who have beaten the odds and stayed together, and we have had a very positive relationship throughout my entire life.

    and yet i'm still a faggot and posting here.


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    Well sycld you're the exception to that statement I suppose.
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    hurray, i'm special


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    As a child I always hoped that my parents would divorce so I could live with only my dad.

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    My mother is a very busy woman, what, dealing with my sister and having a pretty cool job teaching Native American kids on a reservations. She calls every so-often to find out how school life is going because I rarely get to see her due to distance.

    She's selfless and would give up anything to make sure you were okay. Also has a pretty good sense of humor and can put up with my intense sarcasm.

    My mom's pretty awesome.

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    my mom died in ww2

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    I honestly didn't anticipate most of you guys havin' crapsack parents like me.

    Then again, Flames exists. I should've known @.@

    PS: TOGS and Sycld, you are lucky bastards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    My mother is a very busy woman, what, dealing with my sister and having a pretty cool job teaching Native American kids on a reservations. She calls every so-often to find out how school life is going because I rarely get to see her due to distance.

    She's selfless and would give up anything to make sure you were okay. Also has a pretty good sense of humor and can put up with my intense sarcasm.

    My mom's pretty awesome.
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    Mom mom's would slay dragons for my brother & I but sometimes she can be a selfish bitch. I suppose that's only human nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Your mom's Jessica Biel from Next?
    No? Because I would spend my time trying to fuck my own mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Your mom's Jessica Biel from Next?
    i too confuse real life with TV from time to time, but not to the same extent as TOGS.


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    Hey just because I get on a plane and want it to crash doesn't mean I have the two warped together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    Hey just because I get on a plane and want it to crash doesn't mean I have the two warped together.
    that's nothing.

    i want me sum mothafuckin' snakes on that mothafuckin' plane.


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    My mum's okay. She is a great person, but questionable as a parent. I don't know -- it could be that she only had boys and she grew up only with sisters, but she never really was able to understand us. I know that's a minor quibble, but it led to some disconnect. And then there's the always-present feeling hovering about that her kids aren't exactly her first priority and that business and so on come first.

    Overall, she's a positive. I give her too little credit most of the time. She's great, in her way. She just isn't that romantic, inspirational mother figure that I would want for myself, you know? It'd be great to be able to say, "Yeah, I learnt so much from my mum. She's a hero of mine. I owe her so much of what I am, how I think," and so on and so forth.

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    But maybe you needed it to get where you are now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    But maybe you needed it to get where you are now.
    Yeah, I didn't, really.

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    Well, my parents weren't perfect. I'm unhappy that during my childhood they spent most of their time working at their office (they co-own a small accounting firm), and that I hardly even ever ate dinner with them. Especially considering the unresolved emotional and social issues I had as a child and adolescent, I wish they were there to force me to get help. Nonetheless, I was loved as a child. They tried to support me as much as they could, and I still regard my parents as some of the wisest people I have known in my life (even though they act childish at times, but so do we all).


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Well, my parents weren't perfect. I'm unhappy that during my childhood they spent most of their time working at their office (they co-own a small accounting firm), and that I hardly even ever ate dinner with them.
    lucky bastard

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    you only say that because you met your "parents" with the phrase "Me love you long time".
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    i had a sudden epiphany itt about girls with daddy issues vs. gays with mommy issues and how they are now apparently one and the same

    i am now waiting for a bunch of alpha tops to thank poor mother figures for all the easy casual sex they have
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    My mom is pretty cool, altho she had to work a lot because my dad was disabled. But we usually had dinner together and even though we were pretty poor we had what we needed. She made a lot of sacrifices because of us. I still talk to her about once a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i had a sudden epiphany itt about girls with daddy issues vs. gays with mommy issues and how they are now apparently one and the same

    i am now waiting for a bunch of alpha tops to thank poor mother figures for all the easy casual sex they have
    um... only 1 out of the 2 more or less exclusively gay people in this thread have "mommy issues."

    so one example makes you believe a statement, even when that example is accompanied by a counterexample? if that's the case, i will never take anything you say the least bit seriously again.


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    Oh, gawd, don't get me started on dinners. My mother was a chef and caterer for some time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    No? Because I would spend my time trying to fuck my own mother.
    In some states, that's just okay.
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    My mom was pretty awesome. My dad was pretty awesome too. All around, I had a great family and childhood and even after they got divorced it has been pretty good.

    Some people might feel bad for people who have bad family situations, but I don't.

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    you know more gays than i do sycld, why don't you do a surreptitious survey and discern the answer for us and the betterment of mankind?

    my parents - dysfunctional, comfortable, but unhappy together, entirely devoted to their children

    i can't complain about my childhood
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    my father was thomas edison

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    maesce's father was kinda famous a few years back

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    maesce's father had a retarded middle name


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    i sprang fully formed from the head of my father
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    you know more gays than i do sycld, why don't you do a surreptitious survey and discern the answer for us and the betterment of mankind?
    i'm starting to see a connection between native genes and not being able to hold down a job








    ...according to your logic.


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    i came out of my father's penis

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    pfft that's a stretch and you know it
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    @ sycld re: native jeans
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    my father tied a kite with a key attached around his dick and as soon as lightning struck maesce was born

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    pfft that's a stretch and you know it
    hay soes this:

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