Any Ideas of fun things to do when home alone?

**Satori_Everything** · 08-30-2009, 02:13 AM

I have this house that I'm renting in September. Right now I am just renting a house that is my landlord &landlord's family. So the new place is just my roommate and me. My roommate is going to college/ work and I don't work much so I have the whole place to myself alot.

What should I do? We have a basement downstairs so I could play sports down there since it has lots of space compared to the rest of the rooms in the house. What are some good things I can do? I don't know maybe floor hockey, soccer, football, maybe. Cuz that way I don't have to leave my house. Plus most people I know have full time jobs so I have to play by myself.

Is it possible to skateboard in your basement? I'm not sure if it is dangerous or possible. It isn't carpeted. That way I wouldn't have to leave the house. Plus I don't like skateboarding outside much. People ask me if I can do tricks and I can't. I want more practice. I'm not sure if I will have enough space to do much in the basement.

Does anyone know of a good website for online courses? Or some good jobs you can get from taking online classes? I live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. That way I could still go to my part time job because if I went to school I might run out of money unless I borrowed/ was able to get a loan. Online courses would give me something to do in my spare time. That could hopely get a job with my hours.

I could go on my computer, read library books, play video games watch tv, but I already sometimes do. At my other house, when I first joined lws, I mostly just sat on my computer most of the time. I want to get some exercise so I don't become unfit again.

**gorefinger** · 08-30-2009, 04:56 AM

Whatever you do, don't change you.

**thank mr skeltal** · 08-30-2009, 11:02 AM

We put a shooting range in my grandpa's basement with a steel bullet trap at one end to practice shooting .22s. I'm sure if you put a few sheets of metal at 90 degree angles for a backdrop this would be a great idea for you too.

**KT.** · 08-30-2009, 12:49 PM

Skateboarding in your basement is completely safe. I would even suggest adding a ramp or two.

**Kal El** · 08-30-2009, 01:15 PM

Put peanut butter in your vagina and swish it around.

**faesce** · 08-30-2009, 01:58 PM

u could come over and crack this bottle of thugs passion while marvin spins

**faesce** · 08-30-2009, 01:58 PM

ill treat you right baby

**faesce** · 08-30-2009, 01:58 PM

youll leave wantin more

**TheDudeFish** · 08-30-2009, 03:00 PM

race oprah on an ostrich

**Snead** · 08-30-2009, 11:09 PM

You wont listen to anyones suggestions anyways so why bother.

**TheDudeFish** · 08-30-2009, 11:55 PM

yeah what snead said

fuck you for not owning an ostrich

**mabel** · 08-31-2009, 02:49 AM

smoke a lot of pot

**Atmosfear** · 08-31-2009, 12:29 PM

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**faesce** · 08-31-2009, 02:33 PM

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more than you could fathom in a millenia of str8 fathoming

**sycld** · 09-01-2009, 03:19 PM

step 1) grab your clit

**ShitFace** · 09-01-2009, 07:55 PM

set up an elaborate range of traps incase you get burgled

**coqauvin** · 09-01-2009, 08:51 PM

well now i know where to avoid when i go exercise my profound abilties to burgle

**Absolution** · 09-03-2009, 01:12 AM

Why don't you offer your services as a surgeon and provide plastic surgery to the poor? You can do that in your basement.

**Sheepz** · 09-03-2009, 06:43 AM

lol

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**sycld** · 09-03-2009, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Kal El

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**Satori_Everything** · 09-03-2009, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

We put a shooting range in my grandpa's basement with a steel bullet trap at one end to practice shooting .22s. I'm sure if you put a few sheets of metal at 90 degree angles for a backdrop this would be a great idea for you too.

Oh yeah, this reminds me when I was really young, I used to buy the toy guns from the dollar stores and toys as targets, it didn't work very good, but it was cheap.

Originally Posted by Snead

You wont listen to anyones suggestions anyways so why bother.

I want a skate ramp. However I can't turn good. Whenever I try to turn I usually have to get off my board and turn the board or start again or I hit the wall. Or I stop or feel like I am going to fall over. I don't know what to do. I think I am bad at skateboarding.

Originally Posted by Absolution

Why don't you offer your services as a surgeon and provide plastic surgery to the poor? You can do that in your basement.

That could be helpful if you know what you are doing. But I don't. I think I would need education/training, to do research or something.

Originally Posted by ShitFace

set up an elaborate range of traps incase you get burgled

That could have uses. Although I have never had my house hit by burglers before. That would probably require research for me though.

Originally Posted by mabel

smoke a lot of pot

Around here weed is kind of expensive unless someone tampers with it with inferior stuff.

**gorefinger** · 09-03-2009, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Around here weed is kind of expensive unless someone tampers with it with inferior stuff.

I see you know what's going down in the streets.

**Satori_Everything** · 09-05-2009, 01:39 AM

I think it depends who you buy it from. Like if it is a complete stranger or someone you don't know well or not a full time dealer it is easier to get ripped off. But if you buy it from a friend or someone you know really well it is less likely to happen.

**coqauvin** · 09-05-2009, 02:15 AM

truer words are rarely spoken

**nuKKaH** · 09-06-2009, 06:56 PM

Fulfill all your sexual fetishes.

**sailor jack** · 09-06-2009, 08:22 PM

what is a non-sexual fetish?

**victrola** · 09-07-2009, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by sailor jack

what is a non-sexual fetish?

a hobby

**gorefinger** · 09-08-2009, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

I think it depends who you buy it from. Like if it is a complete stranger or someone you don't know well or not a full time dealer it is easier to get ripped off. But if you buy it from a friend or someone you know really well it is less likely to happen.

**Kal El** · 09-11-2009, 12:14 AM

Originally Posted by sailor jack

what is a non-sexual fetish?

Anything that I don't do.

**Four** · 09-11-2009, 08:10 AM

Craft a small to medium sized raft out of indigenous trees and string it together with the sinew of local animals. An inflatable one will suffice. Kill and skin a small mammal and make a pouch out of its hide. Take the remains of the slain mammal and roast it over a fire until cooked. Mix it with local berries and other edible plantlife. Insert it into the pouch. A 99 cent bag of Cheetos will suffice. Buy or download an album of ocean sounds. 'Harmonies of the Humpback Whales' is particularly nice. Strip yourself down to nothing and starve yourself on a diet of lean meats and coconuts for several weeks. Flood the basement and laugh like a villain. Turn on the ocean sounds album, full volume. Throw the raft in the water. Grab your pouch of food and hop on the raft. See how long you can survive the dangerous waters. Think of Bear Grylls. Appreciate the time alone. Sing a song along with the whales. Die peacefully.