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    I can't ride a bike. No one ever taught me, I never had one and the few times I tried to ride a friend's, I couldn't balance.

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    I can't do sit-ups. For the longest time I never had to do them, and even throughout grade school when it was practically mandatory in gym class, I couldn't do them. Now I really can't do them without the aid of a machine, but that doesn't count.
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    i can't touch my toes lol

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    Boil eggs. I've tried and tried and tried. I can't fucking do it

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    I can't snap my fingers, and I can't whistle. As you can imagine I had a hard time in music class when I was little.

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    lol are you guys serious...riding a bike, situps, boiling eggs.
    even i can do those and im a lazy mofo

    i can't whistle

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    Well it's not necessarily laziness, but the need to do such things. Riding a bike yeah, if you've lived in the city and need a quick ride around (aka too young to drive) I could see that being a situation, but whistling? Yeah, you don't need to whistle, and your life won't depend on it, unless, you know, a homicidal maniac forces you to whistle while your guts a spilling onto the floor below :P
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    i can't whistle

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    i also can't whistle
    also i can't do bicycle crunches properly because moving my legs and arms at the same time confuses me

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    i can whistle roughly 3000 bird calls

    the vibrato on my whistling is impressive to say the least

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    I can't whistle with my lips. I can with my tongue, though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader View Post
    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    why did I bother
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader View Post
    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    It seems like it should be simple, but I can't make my user account on Windows 7 an administrator and it make me so mad I want to throw stuff because it is a huge ordeal to install programs or modify anything. I don't want to have to set up my settings again with a new admin account, I want to keep my user profile and make it an admin is it really that hard?

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    i think u mean to say "i cant use a condom properly"

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    i cant swim
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    This post was quite an effort to make, I hope it wont get lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    It seems like it should be simple, but I can't make my user account on Windows 7 an administrator and it make me so mad I want to throw stuff because it is a huge ordeal to install programs or modify anything. I don't want to have to set up my settings again with a new admin account, I want to keep my user profile and make it an admin is it really that hard?
    even as an administrator in windows 7 you don't have access to 90% of the settings / files

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    I can't post without some asshole little pussy bitching about it.

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    I can't sit down for long periods of time. It is something so natural, but I cant do it. I spend over 12 hours a day standing so my body is used to that position. If I try and sit down for more then an hour my legs go to sleep, I get cramps and soon in pain.

    But on the other hand I can be on my feet for very long periods of time and have no problems..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beef View Post
    I can't post without some asshole little pussy bitching about it.
    "Asshole Little Pussy" is one of the worst insults I've ever heard in my life.

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    I can't drink red bull. I pretty much puke on contact. Purely mental.

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    I can't do the 'live long and prosper' hand thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I can't do the 'live long and prosper' hand thing.
    I can only do it with lefty. My right is like, well no, I can't do that, but would you like to see me do this really retarded half bent over thing? And I'm like, no, no I would not like to see that, because it's retarded.

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    i can't whistle or stay up late
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    I can't ride a bike. I can't do unassisted pull-ups. I can't play many sports. I can't make friends. I can't gt a PhD in Engineering which is just a matter of doing the work, i.e. not nearly as hard as people make it out to be.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    I can't ride a bike. I can't do unassisted pull-ups. I can't play many sports. I can't make friends. I can't gt a PhD in Engineering which is just a matter of doing the work, i.e. not nearly as hard as people make it out to be.
    oh wait, i thought this was the "self-pity" thread. my mistake.


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    i've said it once i'll say it a thousand times if you're unhappy about something, work at changing it. nothing changes when you bitch about it except feeling miserable so man the fuck up you big dumb homo

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    maesce's social seminar

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    you big dumb homo
    hahahah

    Sit-ups hurt my spine. Not that I can't do them, I just rather not. Also you're fucking fat if you can't do sit-ups. All of you need to start doing crunches, STAT. I can't whistle. & I can not drive with my left hand for more than 5 seconds, unless I want to crash.

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    I can't do a cartwheel. I even took lessons, and they said there was no hope for me.

    Btw, I just joined casual discourse and wasn't sure where to introduce myself, so I thought I'd go ahead and do it here....I just moved to the DC/northern VA area and work in PR. Despite the fact that I can't do a cartwheel, I love to do outdoorsy activities (go on runs, hikes, etc) and cook for family and friends. Are there any other DC-ers around?

    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I can't do the 'live long and prosper' hand thing.
    Also, what is this??^^

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    I can't blow bubbles with gum.

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    i can whistle a tune and stay in key, but i can't do the vibrato, and i can't wolf whistle or whatever it is when you get that super shrill loud noise.

    also, i can't comprehend images at a distance with any degree of clarity unless i have my ocular corrective lenses in place over my eyes

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    i am a gun at whistling

    all my friends say so

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    sorry i am an anti-gun protestor i'm going to have to ask you to discharge yourself from these premeses

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    cartwheel lessons lol

    also "gun" what the fuck is that shit are you some type of weird british man

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    also "gun" what the fuck is that shit are you some type of weird british man
    i'm not british

    i'm a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChattyCathy View Post
    Are there any other DC-ers around?
    Oh there is one gay little fellow



    Tape up your sons bottom
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    Oh there is one gay little fellow



    Tape up your sons bottom
    hur

    yeah i'm from the md suburbs and and fucking hate dc. it's like a disney world for politics instead of fun.


    oh whoops i meant to say that's half the district. the other half is a ghetto which spills over mostly into the county I live. yay. did i forget to mention that another inviting feature of DC is an HIV rate higher than any other in the nation and equivalent to that of sub-saharan africa, with nearly HALF the black men that have sex with other men infected?
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    I can't frown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    hiv+

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    it's too bad we can't change rep points into hiv points.

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