I love Woot's reviews.

WOW. A USB BATTERY CHARGER.

Thank you for possibly the most useful gift I’ll ever receive.

Thanks so much for this USB AA Battery Charger. It even came with one AA NiMH Battery. Awesome.

Because now I can charge exactly one AA battery using only my computer. All in the span of about five hours. This’ll be great for all those appliances I have that take only one AA battery. Of course, unless I buy more rechargeable batteries I’ll only be able to power them one at a time.

Well that seems really useful.

What? No, it’s just this new thing I’m trying where I don’t use exclamation points. Don’t take it personal.
Where else would a website make such biting commentary about the product it is trying to sell?