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    whatever

    regardless of the details, there's a marked difference in wisdom with every year that goes past, generally speaking, and 3 years is enough to yield a world of difference

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syme View Post
    The best part of this thread, other than the OP, is all the posters telling a 17-year-old that he's too young to know anything and calling him "kid" like they're more than 1-3 years older than him
    oh the age difference isn't the root of that, it's the OP's attitude that leads to him being called "kid" (by me at least)

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    hahaha what in the hell is this bitchfest

    this thread is now about the cleveland show

    it's alright
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    hahaha what in the hell is this bitchfest

    this thread is now about the cleveland show

    it's alright
    no it isn't shut up
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    it's been 8 months since i posted in this thread and ayn rand is still dead

    we did it

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    don't you sass me boy
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    I, as a 17 year old, seem to have more wisdom then anyone in the Goddamn country that identifies themselves as either Republican or Democrat.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    no you guys he is deep down inside way mature for his age. he's like a 60 year old on the inside. he hates everything and doesn't know anything
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    So answer to the question that motivated this thread is:

    It's an appropriate first post if you want people to ride your ass like they're lifers in a penitentiary and you're the thin new 20 year old arrival with soft skin and full lips.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    So answer to the question that motivated this thread is:

    It's an appropriate first post if you want people to ride your ass like they're lifers in a penitentiary and you're the thin new 20 year old arrival with soft skin and full lips.
    must everything have such homoerotic undertones with you?
    and by undertones i mean fully blatant staring me in the face and kicking me in the balls obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader View Post
    must everything have such homoerotic undertones with you?
    and by undertones i mean fully blatant staring me in the face and kicking me in the balls obvious.
    as a member of staff here, i feel i should apologise for sycld.

    he is among the brightest and can be one of the funniest posters, when he makes posts that don't smell of dick

    unfortunately for all of us that is not that often

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    Sycld is actually an idiot

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    When sycld farts it smells like semen.

    Hey-o.

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    Inc furious homo rage.

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    See now I thought I was the only one that noticed.

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    ok friends check it out i read this post:
    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    as a member of staff here, i feel i should apologise for sycld.

    he is among the brightest and can be one of the funniest posters, when he makes posts that don't smell of dick

    unfortunately for all of us that is not that often
    and was about to be all like WAI HOLD UP 1 SEC

    then i read this post:
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Sycld is actually an idiot
    n i put down the paper bag

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    The Cleveland show is quite mediocre!

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    um excuse me but taking it up the ass is common saying on the internets and elsewhere for when one is foiled, defeated, opposed, etc. in a particularly spectacular way

    i'm not saying i don't have a fixation but sometimes it's not all about that

    also nou atmos
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    I'm rereading Time of the Twins from Dragonlance
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    I'm rereading Time of the Twins from Dragonlance
    Raistlin Majere was a bitch who should have been devoured by draconians and then, after being turned into poo, burned.
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    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Raistlin Majere was a bitch who should have been devoured by draconians and then, after being turned into poo, burned.
    How's virginity treating you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    I'm rereading Time of the Twins from Dragonlance
    Why re-read books when you can read real books?
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    it's been 8 months since i posted in this thread and ayn rand is still dead

    we did it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    Why re-read books when you can read real books?
    Because I don't feel like going out to buy a new book or going to get a library card, when I can just grab a book I already own and love
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Also, Real Books? Really? Should I start calling you fabfunk?
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Real Books Are Great For The Mind And Soul

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Also, Real Books? Really? Should I start calling you fabfunk?
    i'm not saying you should read literature but when all you read is magic stories written by people who have no desire to do anything but make money i mean come on
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    hey they just want to tell a story, warhawk, it's not their fault they're bad at it and it's a shitty story

    well i used to think it was good and then puberty hit

    ps literature is where it is at my friends

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    hey they just want to tell a story, warhawk, it's not their fault they're bad at it and it's a shitty story

    well i used to think it was good and then puberty hit

    ps literature is where it is at my friends
    well ok then we have to have the conversation on what is considered literature

    if it was written before 1950 and it is considered literature by most it is probably very good

    if it was written past 2000 and is considered literature by most there is a huge possibility that it is one of the following:

    1. hipster experimental shit
    2. a story set in a war-torn foreign country during the 20th century following a family and their troubles
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    at least one of those sweep generalizations must be correct

    oh

    wait

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    well if you made a statement with a sweeping generalization and then made its negative you'd think that one of them would have to be true, but goedel found out that because all formal systems are incomplete this need not be the case

    /goedel'd


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    yes we all know this sans the pomposity

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    yes we all know this sans the pomposity
    okay show me how to say it sans the pomposity meester

    also "sans the pomposity" is a pretty pompous statement itself. sans.


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    no generalization is true

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    no generalization is true
    yes

    that's why the negative of the generalization is usually the true statement.

    however, that is not what i said


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    eh the statement gets the point across without the needless specifications

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    no generalization is true
    that's a generalisation

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    and also goedel's theorum wasn't about the veracity about generalizations but the completeness of systems, so no your wrong cock.


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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    no generalization is true
    just because it's a generalization doesn't mean there aren't exceptions
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    it's been 8 months since i posted in this thread and ayn rand is still dead

    we did it

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    maybe you do need pomposity

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    your whore of a mother gave me a case of pomposity.


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    so i just wanted to drop by and comment on how gay the lot of you are

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