p.s. itt the original poster comes up with a brilliant (read: disturbingly nationalistic) analogy involving the US and an eagle and then equates the political left and right wing to actual wings of the eagle

so what you're saying is that the US definitely needs these two overweight, over-hungry, agenda-ridden entities bickering and fighting over the american mainland

you're not wise, kid, you're arrogant and pointless. you stick of youthful defiance and yet hate anarchists. you decry over-labelling and define yourself as a "self-proclaimed revanchist".

oh yeah, and you're also a right-winger.