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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    that's not a very christian thing to say

    what would your religious right republican overlords think of you
    the stereotyped stereotypes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    yeah but you get a hardon for biblethumpers in politics
    hardly

    I just don't get a hardon for niggers or those who believe they have the right to redistribute wealth to those who have done nothing to earn it besides the good fortune of being born within the right territorial boundaries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    those who believe they have the right to ... wealth ... who have done nothing to earn it besides the good fortune of being born

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    oh hey who asked for the opinion of a 20-something without a high school education

    wait no one did


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    hey that's not fair i'm going to high school now

    also i provide my opinions as a public service

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I posted here because I knew there would be at least a couple of good people here.
    Enjoy him while he is still around. My Father passed away with very little forewarning. One morning he is up doing his normal stuff, lunch rolls around he started feeling a pain in his chest, and just after 2 that day he died. Worst part about it, I was 265~ miles away waiting for another college semester to begin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    oh hey who asked for the opinion of a 20-something without a high school education

    wait no one did
    canadian high school to boot

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    I heard that because universal healthcare takes up so much of the budget in Canada, schools lack adequate funding and 25% of Canadians are illiterate.

    What up.

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    I head that pepsi's dad is dying but frankly I would rather talk about things that are more important like Canadian health care or the merits of matte vs semi-gloss finish in interior paint

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I heard that because universal healthcare takes up so much of the budget in Canada, schools lack adequate funding and 25% of Canadians are illiterate.

    What up.
    I heard that because we waste so much money in healthcare, schools lack adequate funding and a third of Americans are illiterate or semi illiterate(reading at a 4th or 5th grade level).

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    I heard that Danny Glover is so hardcore that he raped and killed a mountain lion with one hand tied behind his back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    I heard that because universal healthcare takes up so much of the budget in Canada, schools lack adequate funding and 25% of Canadians are illiterate.

    What up.
    I wouldn't be surprised; healthcare is the biggest part of the budget in every province, and usually the first to be the recipient of any budget cuts. Yet, because healthcare is such a visceral part of your average joe's life, it's not very political to cut much from there, so they move to the next biggest item, education, and everyone seems to hate teachers.

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    That's because a lot of teachers were once grad students and grad students are the worst

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    Weren't doctors also once grad students?

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    grad studies for teachers are generally 1 year of teacher's college for a certificate allowing you to teach in canada, although there are programs universities offer for 4 year courses ending with a diploma and a teaching certificate

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised; healthcare is the biggest part of the budget in every province, and usually the first to be the recipient of any budget cuts. Yet, because healthcare is such a visceral part of your average joe's life, it's not very political to cut much from there, so they move to the next biggest item, education, and everyone seems to hate teachers.
    I don't think they teach sarcasm detection in high school, so you're screwed.


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    you're right, there are certain life skills that are essential to having a fulfilling life that, unfortunately, canadian high schools just do not seem to offer. fortunately, i think that with a little time and dedication, a strong curriculum could be developed to help our future students in gaining these skills, but the ministry of education is an archaic bureaucratic machine that changes too slowly and rarely confronts problems until it's too late.

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    So in summary, Tidus' dad is a fgt
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Weren't doctors also once grad students?
    No grad students teach classes and do research and wax philosophical in coffee shops and talk down to undergrads as though if the world was suddenly rid of undergrads, their lives would be incrementally better because they are the truly deserving students on campus. The only doctors who do that are MD/PhD's and they are faggots.

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    I heard that redheads are genetically inferior to non-redheads.
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    it's been 8 months since i posted in this thread and ayn rand is still dead

    we did it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    I heard that redheads are genetically inferior to non-redheads.
    In all senses?

    Damn that MC1R!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    I heard that redheads are genetically inferior to non-redheads.
    That really makes sense
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    I heard that redheads are genetically inferior to non-redheads.
    officially not true

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    Iis that official like the Warren Commission report and Roswell?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    officially not true
    Only a redhead would claim that.
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    it's been 8 months since i posted in this thread and ayn rand is still dead

    we did it

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    pull a john q to save your dad

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    Wait I misread that. Red heads > Everything
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Failed liver.

    Internal bleeding.

    Small chance of survival.

    Who are you again?

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    your dad sounds like a real deadbeat.

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    i love how tidus wanted sympathy and cupcakes

    and he received pithy remarks and indifference



    thanks cd for restoring my faith in humanity
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vengeful Scars View Post
    So in summary, Tidus' dad is a fgt
    fgt means forget you '06 faggot

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    i love how tidus wanted sympathy and cupcakes

    and he received pithy remarks and indifference



    thanks cd for restoring my faith in humanity

    I got your back big guy
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Is he still alive
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    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    Notice I said still alive and not dead out of respect for the dead. When he joins them they're a lost cause.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Fry
    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    No grad students teach classes and do research and wax philosophical in coffee shops and talk down to undergrads as though if the world was suddenly rid of undergrads, their lives would be incrementally better because they are the truly deserving students on campus. The only doctors who do that are MD/PhD's and they are faggots.
    I <3 undergrads, they're a wonderful source of free labor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie cromwell View Post
    I <3 undergrads, they're a wonderful source of free labor.
    hey ollie cromwell what are you studying


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    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Quote Originally Posted by jack burden View Post
    Only a redhead would claim that.
    well i have brown hair so you're wrong

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    hey shitface your avatar just reminded me

    i'm playing diablo 1 and boy is it ever nostalgically great!

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    I want to play a game with diablo's loot and torment's story

    and the last boss should be pepsi's dad

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