Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
I played the meanest crank calls. Babar would want to call shits and be like, "Is your fridge running? LOL!" CLICK

Mine were, "Hello, sir? Hi, have you been shopping recently? My firm has recently recieved some information that you were interested in buying some real estate, and I work with a brokerage company. We've been negotiating with some land-owners in Florida and we've finally gotten ahold of the property - it's swampland, so we're selling it cheap, but with plans to irrigate and make the land farmable for oranges. It's a gaurenteed return on your investment, up to 500%, within 5 months. I can't promise we'll have this offer for a while, we already are recieving interest in this from numerous other parties. I'm going to transfer you to Shirley, my secretary, and she's going to get some cursory information from you. Don't worry, she's not going to get your credit information, we just want to mail you a small packet with some more information. Excellent." CLICK.
Indeed.