Do you wash your hands after you jerk off?

bacteria accumulates in your crotch area. that's why you have hair around your genitals. It's to help with the bacteria thing.

well no, but I don't get spoo on my hands either

Not all bacteria are bad bacteria.

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Originally Posted by sycld

No one made any comments regarding the fact that I eat my own semen :(

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that's fucking gross and it's not funny

Pro tip: Get hard then feel that tube below your nut but above your anus. Don't know what it's called but put 3 fingertips on it and press before you cum. The ejaculate will go into your bladder instead of your hand or a mouth. I"m close to 35 so I've been doing that for at least 20 years and no ill effects. If you use two it can make you get there faster but won't stop the lava flow.

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Pro tip: Get hard then feel that tube below your nut but above your anus. Don't know what it's called but put 3 fingertips on it and press before you cum. The ejaculate will go into your bladder instead of your hand or a mouth. I"m close to 35 so I've been doing that for at least 20 years and no ill effects. If you use two it can make you get there faster but won't stop the lava flow.

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Excuse me? I do not want semen in my bladder and uh are you talking about like the gooch area where it feels like i have penis in there.

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Originally Posted by Atomic

no ill effects.

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Some would disagree.

its obvious retardation is the ill effect

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Pro tip: Get hard then feel that tube below your nut but above your anus. Don't know what it's called but put 3 fingertips on it and press before you cum. The ejaculate will go into your bladder instead of your hand or a mouth. I"m close to 35 so I've been doing that for at least 20 years and no ill effects. If you use two it can make you get there faster but won't stop the lava flow.

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there is a baby growin in there

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Originally Posted by dudeman

Now that I've thought about this question, I must ask something. When you say "after you jerk off," is this assuming after you get fluids on your hand?

I make it a priority to not touch my semen when I masturbate. Shit's gross man.

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And you expect a chick to swallow that? Boys never cease to amaze me! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

And you expect a chick to swallow that? Boys never cease to amaze me! :rolleyes:

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would you eat out your own vagina

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Originally Posted by HopeYouDie

And you expect a chick to swallow that? Boys never cease to amaze me! :rolleyes:

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I believe that is gross as well.

Way to stereotype males.

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Originally Posted by Infernus

would you eat out your own vagina

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TBH I think most (many?) men would suck themselves if they could.

It's hard enough for men to do that; almost no women would be able to oral service themselves unless they had like no bones.

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Originally Posted by sycld

all men would suck themselves if they could.

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There are two kinds of men, those that would, and those that lie and say that they wouldn't.

3 kinds. Those that have tried and couldn't.

i think everyones tried to get close just to at least see if it was possible.

Sex fluid is hot until you're done with it.

just because you wash your hands after you jerk off doesnt mean you wash your hands 5 times a day and shit

The joke is that one might jerk off 4 to 5 times in one day.

true, i never really thought about it that way...

I went with the option A. Except back in the day it was more like 7-8 times a day.

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Originally Posted by k1nk0s

I went with the option A. Except back in the day it was more like 7-8 times a day.

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I don't think you are qualified to post in this thread. Move along.