View Poll Results: Do you wash thy hands after masturbate?

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  • Yes I do, sometimes I wash my hand four to five times a day.

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    bacteria accumulates in your crotch area. that's why you have hair around your genitals. It's to help with the bacteria thing.

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    well no, but I don't get spoo on my hands either

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    Not all bacteria are bad bacteria.
    Quote Originally Posted by Toki
    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    No one made any comments regarding the fact that I eat my own semen
    that's fucking gross and it's not funny

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    Pro tip: Get hard then feel that tube below your nut but above your anus. Don't know what it's called but put 3 fingertips on it and press before you cum. The ejaculate will go into your bladder instead of your hand or a mouth. I"m close to 35 so I've been doing that for at least 20 years and no ill effects. If you use two it can make you get there faster but won't stop the lava flow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    Pro tip: Get hard then feel that tube below your nut but above your anus. Don't know what it's called but put 3 fingertips on it and press before you cum. The ejaculate will go into your bladder instead of your hand or a mouth. I"m close to 35 so I've been doing that for at least 20 years and no ill effects. If you use two it can make you get there faster but won't stop the lava flow.
    Excuse me? I do not want semen in my bladder and uh are you talking about like the gooch area where it feels like i have penis in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    no ill effects.
    Some would disagree.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    its obvious retardation is the ill effect

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    Pro tip: Get hard then feel that tube below your nut but above your anus. Don't know what it's called but put 3 fingertips on it and press before you cum. The ejaculate will go into your bladder instead of your hand or a mouth. I"m close to 35 so I've been doing that for at least 20 years and no ill effects. If you use two it can make you get there faster but won't stop the lava flow.
    there is a baby growin in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    Now that I've thought about this question, I must ask something. When you say "after you jerk off," is this assuming after you get fluids on your hand?

    I make it a priority to not touch my semen when I masturbate. Shit's gross man.
    And you expect a chick to swallow that? Boys never cease to amaze me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    And you expect a chick to swallow that? Boys never cease to amaze me!
    would you eat out your own vagina

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    Quote Originally Posted by HopeYouDie View Post
    And you expect a chick to swallow that? Boys never cease to amaze me!
    I believe that is gross as well.

    Way to stereotype males.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    would you eat out your own vagina
    TBH I think most (many?) men would suck themselves if they could.

    It's hard enough for men to do that; almost no women would be able to oral service themselves unless they had like no bones.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    all men would suck themselves if they could.
    There are two kinds of men, those that would, and those that lie and say that they wouldn't.
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    Oh, gives to me opposites werewolves that turns to humans whens the moons comes outs!
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    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    3 kinds. Those that have tried and couldn't.

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    i think everyones tried to get close just to at least see if it was possible.

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    Sex fluid is hot until you're done with it.

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    just because you wash your hands after you jerk off doesnt mean you wash your hands 5 times a day and shit

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    The joke is that one might jerk off 4 to 5 times in one day.

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    true, i never really thought about it that way...

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    I went with the option A. Except back in the day it was more like 7-8 times a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by k1nk0s View Post
    I went with the option A. Except back in the day it was more like 7-8 times a day.
    I don't think you are qualified to post in this thread. Move along.

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