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    Halfway through this thread, I was reading the posts and it dawned on me;

    she's a troll. This is like Season 3 and she's running out of steam, so her manager conveniently quits (in this economy, no less) because she and her co-worker are driving him crazy, she manages to land a 'coffee date' despite the fact that she's a complete and total social retard, and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    Halfway through this thread, I was reading the posts and it dawned on me;

    she's a troll. This is like Season 3 and she's running out of steam, so her manager conveniently quits (in this economy, no less) because she and her co-worker are driving him crazy, she manages to land a 'coffee date' despite the fact that she's a complete and total social retard, and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.
    That is why the whole thing is so beautiful.

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    You should ask "Can I kiss a snatch oops I mean can I snatch a kiss?" You'll be eating carpet before you know it.

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    That's good advice. Nearly all female comedians are gay. Or write her some poetry. Nearly all female poets are gay too. Don't ever combine the two though.

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    The Brothers Bloom uses "Miles from Nowhere" in a key scene
    may feel cheesy but if you rent that movie and invite her over to watch it I'm sure you will kiss at that point

    I creep through the valleys
    and I grope through the woods
    cause I know when I find it my honey
    it's gonna make me feel good

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    satori ill take you on a coffee date

    baby ill treat you right i'll be the man of your dreams
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    She clearly sees you as the male of the relationship.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    So I asked her out again, she asked if I was going to take her out and pay.

    I said wait and see.

    She stopped talking to me.

    Guys, gals what should I do now?

    I think she wants me to spend money on her.
    you should spend money on her and then demand hot fatty sex afterwards.

    mickeyiing up one of her drinks will ensure that you'll have a favorable outcome.


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    better cut your hair
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Yeah, could be she has a bigger chest than me and more feminine voice.
    Although weird though because she has a boyfriend.

    Should I just ask to go to her apartment?

    And only pay for a date if she makes out with me?

    Or am I likely to get shot down.
    don't ask her anything.

    take her to a cheap place, like a pizza hut or a mcdonalds, and pay for dinner.

    then drive her to your place and drag her drug-addled up the stairs.

    get your strap-on and fuque her brains out.

    after you're done, put her in your car, take her home, and push her out onto the sidewalk. if you suspect that her health might be imperiled, do the same except in front of a hospital. then speed away.


    (oh did i mention that you need to mickey her rc cola?)


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    you should spend money on her and then demand hot fatty sex afterwards.

    mickeyiing up one of her drinks will ensure that you'll have a favorable outcome.
    This girl isn't the fat girl. I thought it would be better to ask for it upfront and only if she agrees because if she turns me down she gets a free meal and doesn't have to put out. As for drugging her drink I don't have any drugs and I think she could smell if I added some alcohol to her drink.
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    better cut your hair
    I like my long hair, besides some guys do have long hair anyways.
    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    don't ask her anything.

    take her to a cheap place, like a pizza hut or a mcdonalds, and pay for dinner.

    then drive her to your place and drag her drug-addled up the stairs.

    get your strap-on and fuque her brains out.

    after you're done, put her in your car, take her home, and push her out onto the sidewalk. if you suspect that her health might be imperiled, do the same except in front of a hospital. then speed away.


    (oh did i mention that you need to mickey her rc cola?)
    I don't have a car and she doesn't either.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 01-18-2010 at 08:05 PM.

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    Try to grow a mustache.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Yeah, could be she has a bigger chest than me and more feminine voice.
    Although weird though because she has a boyfriend.

    Should I just ask to go to her apartment?

    And only pay for a date if she makes out with me?

    Or am I likely to get shot down.

    no, before you make any advances you should take her somewhere really expensive or cook for her which is always good (especially if you don't have much money) but so that she doesn't think that you're too interested you should neg her by saying things like "that's really nice jewellery, is it real gold?" when you know it's not real gold and when she says it's not say "oh, well I guess it's still quite nice, as cheap, tacky things go" also this way you can attack her boyfriend with "doesn't he buy you better stuff? I'd take better care of you" and also you could say "your hair looks fashionable today - I hear that unclean and messy is the latest fashion" and "I LOVE clowns, it's great that you look so much like an aids ridden clown... I'm just kidding but you know that you're a clown"
    after the meal, if you're at your house, you can offer her some more glasses of wine and ask her for a massage. take off your top and bra, and when she's finished, turn over so that she can see your breasts. Then tell her you'll give her a massage. And say things like "ooh baby that's great" and grab her butt
    she sounds like a feminine girl and this is secretly how they all want to be treated

    Satori you are almost on the home straight
    the fact that she wants you to pay means that she wants you to provide for her
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7988169.stm
    let her eat out and she'll let you eat her out

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    Try to grow a mustache.
    I work at a restaurant and they actually have this policy where they want all the staff to be cleanshaven. Something about how we serve food, hair could fall into food. Management says we have to shave or else we get sent home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I work at a restaurant and they actually have this policy where they want all the staff to be cleanshaven. Something about how we serve food, hair could fall into food. Management says we have to shave or else we get sent home.
    LIES!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    no, before you make any advances you should take her somewhere really expensive or cook for her which is always good (especially if you don't have much money) but so that she doesn't think that you're too interested you should neg her by saying things like "that's really nice jewellery, is it real gold?" when you know it's not real gold and when she says it's not say "oh, well I guess it's still quite nice, as cheap, tacky things go" also this way you can attack her boyfriend with "doesn't he buy you better stuff? I'd take better care of you" and also you could say "your hair looks fashionable today - I hear that unclean and messy is the latest fashion" and "I LOVE clowns, it's great that you look so much like an aids ridden clown... I'm just kidding but you know that you're a clown"
    after the meal, if you're at your house, you can offer her some more glasses of wine and ask her for a massage. take off your top and bra, and when she's finished, turn over so that she can see your breasts. Then tell her you'll give her a massage. And say things like "ooh baby that's great" and grab her butt
    she sounds like a feminine girl and this is secretly how they all want to be treated

    Satori you are almost on the home straight
    the fact that she wants you to pay means that she wants you to provide for her
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7988169.stm
    let her eat out and she'll let you eat her out
    Well if I took her to my place she would know where I live, if she wasn't up to anything sexual. Hope my parents wouldn't show up unexpectedly. She has a gold and silver ring with a jewel in the center. I am not sure if it is real or not. I'm not good with jewellery. I assumed her bf gave it to her. One of my coworkers said she was going to get engaged/marry her boyfriend in 5 years. She also wears some earrings sometimes gold, sometimes colored. She gets her hair done at the salon sometimes. It isn't usually messy. She doesn't drink much alcohol/ever get drunk. I would prefer to give her a massage first. She has way bigger breasts than me. What if she laughed at my naked chest? Once I rubbed my hand against her butt. She said hey, very angrily and didn't talk to me the rest of the day. So I stopped making it as noticeable when I touch her butt. Yeah, she's very feminine, you are right.

    I find it sad that she wants me to pay. She gets more hours at work than me. Management even wanted her to become supervisor because one of our supervisors left. I don't know if she will accept or not. She also has a second job and I don't. She makes way more money than me.

    Thanks, though.
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    LIES!
    There was a note posted on the bulletin board. About shaving, wearing clean uniforms, chewing gum in front of customers, hygiene.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 01-18-2010 at 08:54 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Thanks, though.
    anytime, satori xxx

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    satori where did you go when you were banned

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    ... and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.
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    satori where did you go when you were banned
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
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    So I asked her out again, she asked if I was going to take her out and pay.

    I said wait and see.

    She stopped talking to me.

    Guys, gals what should I do now?

    I think she wants me to spend money on her.
    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    ... and is now listening to the worst possible advice. Why? Well, it's time for the fall finale. We'll pick back up in January and see where the story really goes.
    oh

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    woah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Just mostly went to my forum- I went there more often. Read sites about making websites and computer programming. Did a little programming. But stopped because I thought it was kind of hard.
    yes. using brain hard.


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    Satori you're slipping out of character a bit. I would suggest that you refine your troll-fu.

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    to be honest i have never once laughed at satori except at the very beginning when i did think she was a troll

    i am always too depressed

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    to be honest i have never once laughed at satori except at the very beginning when i did think she was a troll

    i am always too depressed
    That is, in itself, quite depressing.

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