Thread: Going Out A continuation of an early post

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Yeah, could be she has a bigger chest than me and more feminine voice.
Although weird though because she has a boyfriend.

Should I just ask to go to her apartment?

And only pay for a date if she makes out with me?

Or am I likely to get shot down.

don't ask her anything.

take her to a cheap place, like a pizza hut or a mcdonalds, and pay for dinner.

then drive her to your place and drag her drug-addled up the stairs.

get your strap-on and fuque her brains out.

after you're done, put her in your car, take her home, and push her out onto the sidewalk. if you suspect that her health might be imperiled, do the same except in front of a hospital. then speed away.


(oh did i mention that you need to mickey her rc cola?)

Originally Posted by Think

no, before you make any advances you should take her somewhere really expensive or cook for her which is always good (especially if you don't have much money) but so that she doesn't think that you're too interested you should neg her by saying things like "that's really nice jewellery, is it real gold?" when you know it's not real gold and when she says it's not say "oh, well I guess it's still quite nice, as cheap, tacky things go" also this way you can attack her boyfriend with "doesn't he buy you better stuff? I'd take better care of you" and also you could say "your hair looks fashionable today - I hear that unclean and messy is the latest fashion" and "I LOVE clowns, it's great that you look so much like an aids ridden clown... I'm just kidding but you know that you're a clown"
after the meal, if you're at your house, you can offer her some more glasses of wine and ask her for a massage. take off your top and bra, and when she's finished, turn over so that she can see your breasts. Then tell her you'll give her a massage. And say things like "ooh baby that's great" and grab her butt
she sounds like a feminine girl and this is secretly how they all want to be treated

Satori you are almost on the home straight
the fact that she wants you to pay means that she wants you to provide for her
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7988169.stm
let her eat out and she'll let you eat her out

Well if I took her to my place she would know where I live, if she wasn't up to anything sexual. Hope my parents wouldn't show up unexpectedly. She has a gold and silver ring with a jewel in the center. I am not sure if it is real or not. I'm not good with jewellery. I assumed her bf gave it to her. One of my coworkers said she was going to get engaged/marry her boyfriend in 5 years. She also wears some earrings sometimes gold, sometimes colored. She gets her hair done at the salon sometimes. It isn't usually messy. She doesn't drink much alcohol/ever get drunk. I would prefer to give her a massage first. She has way bigger breasts than me. What if she laughed at my naked chest? Once I rubbed my hand against her butt. She said hey, very angrily and didn't talk to me the rest of the day. So I stopped making it as noticeable when I touch her butt. Yeah, she's very feminine, you are right.

I find it sad that she wants me to pay. She gets more hours at work than me. Management even wanted her to become supervisor because one of our supervisors left. I don't know if she will accept or not. She also has a second job and I don't. She makes way more money than me.

Thanks, though.

Originally Posted by Absolution

LIES!

There was a note posted on the bulletin board. About shaving, wearing clean uniforms, chewing gum in front of customers, hygiene.