Originally Posted by
sycld
don't ask her anything.
take her to a cheap place, like a pizza hut or a mcdonalds, and pay for dinner.
then drive her to your place and drag her drug-addled up the stairs.
get your strap-on and fuque her brains out.
after you're done, put her in your car, take her home, and push her out onto the sidewalk. if you suspect that her health might be imperiled, do the same except in front of a hospital. then speed away.
(oh did i mention that you need to mickey her rc cola?)
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