Okay, so I just received my strangest text: "Hey, just letting you know I am on my rag. Yahoo!"

It was from one of my lady friends Lisa. Now, this might be a relevant if I had a chance of being the father of the baby she was stressing she might have, but I am not. In all the years I have known Lisa I have not once even attempted to do the deed with her. However, since I have known her since fifth grade, she is more open to telling me stuff that I really don't give a fuck about, including this text.

How the hell was I suppose to respond to this? "Gr8 job! LoL that waz scary?"

Anyway, what's the strangest text you've ever received?