"lets go naked and braid our hair"
Got that from a (female) friend the other day.
I have to change phone numbers like every couple months, so I always get someone else's recycled number, which leads to random phone calls and texts. One of the numbers I had must have belonged to one of those real perverted guys. His friends kept sending me text pics of fat girls naked and shit. It was fucked up.
Of course it got real interesting when it went off in the middle of the night and the chick I'd be sleeping with would look at the text message.
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