Originally Posted by
simonj
I have a few weird texts still on my phone. My friend Emily doesn't uses exclamations like a retard so I have this:
""simooooon!! im bored on th train n thers a scary blackman rubbing his leg on me?! i nearly ended up in bristol with hundreds of lads n i got escorted off by sumkinda riot police?!Come out on weds?! i promise I wont get as drunk?! thnk i owe u n jamie taxi money, dnt rmbr payin ne but dnt rmbr hardly nethin?! x x x"
Also, off a girl called Steph:
"Ki n i r havin lesbian sex, wana put that in ur novel?"
And according to my friend Jamie:
"The Volume switch on the BBC iplayer goes all the way up to 11"
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