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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Exactly, except...

    a big dick is just going to allow a guy to go deeper in the vaginal cavity. It's not going to allow him to get to the clitoris.

    In fact, a guy with a big dick has to be more careful of not hitting the cervix and causing pain to the woman.

    And anyways, the most sensitive vaginal tissue is pretty close to the vaginal opening afaik, so getting a longer pole that lets you fish deeper in the hole isn't really going to get you much.


    So a big dique really doesn't serve any other purpose than psychological gratification for the woman (though that's important and real).
    You seem to know alot about the vag for being a boy-banger. Also, girth is far more important to women than length. Most would rather have a 5-8" that is really girthy than a 10" that is thin.
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    If you have an 8" that is girthy, that's a big penis.

    Just so you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    A big dick might look nice and all but some of us like walking the next day, lol.
    That's how you know you did a good job or not.

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    I would be afraid if a guy whipped out a huge cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    I would be afraid if a guy whipped out a huge cock.
    Exactly. A huge cock makes women respect the man.



    In other news I'm always afraid when a guy whips out a huge cock in front of me.

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    I'm aroused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrTroy View Post
    Um...no sex ed?
    Yeah, but she hadn't seen one in real life and I don't know, the size just scared her.

    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    LOL.

    Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

    So... she should get over it.

    Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.
    She got over it pretty quickly, we had a fairly active and outgoing sex life. This was about 5 years ago though, but she was still my 'first' (the day I asked her out I was hanging out with another girl who liked me, we almost ended up having sex but then her very catholic grandmother walked in - a few months later this girl who is exactly the same age as me, to the day, had a kid with a 45 year old - I'd say I dodged a bullet there...)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Bifford View Post
    Exactly. A huge cock makes women respect the man.



    In other news I'm always afraid when a guy whips out a huge cock in front of me.
    It would just be too painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    It would just be too painful.
    Glad I got decent size and not a huge dingaling.....


    I made the virgins hurt but that's to be expected....


    read as:

    I put it in easily to the virgins and didn't hear a moan.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    If you don't hear moaning then you aren't doing your job right !

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    Or you are, but she's dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    If you don't hear moaning then you aren't doing your job right !
    Nadia... you're not telling me that most of the noise you make is just pretend for the man's benefit, because all the movies and TV shows make us erroneously believe that women should be noise machines if they are enjoying sex?


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Nadia... you're not telling me that most of the noise you make is just pretend for the man's benefit, because all the movies and TV shows make us erroneously believe that women should be noise machines if they are enjoying sex?
    Sometimes when I am not enjoying it I have pretended but for the most part I am too noisy.

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    i bet you squeal like a pig

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    Deliverance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    Sometimes when I am not enjoying it I have pretended but for the most part I am too noisy.
    So you said on the pool table while on your back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nadia View Post
    Sometimes when I am not enjoying it I have pretended but for the most part I am too noisy.
    I thought you said easy at first.

    Then I learned to read.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I thought you said easy at first.

    Then I learned to read.
    You saw what you wanted to see at first.
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    Some women just aren't vocal, and this can be quite irritating and confusing.

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    Load moaning > intense/heavy breathing

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    In the 19th century Paris, there were sex shows that featured prostitutes having sex with dogs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    In the 19th century Paris, there were sex shows that featured prostitutes having sex with dogs.
    We don't even want to know why and how you know that..

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    It's because sycld is really a 150 year French dog fetishist.

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    I think someone studies sex in cultures waaayyy too much

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    yeah but theres a class for it at every college

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