Thread: Im embarassed

When I was 16 my girlfriend screamed when she saw my dick for the first time. That was funny because her dad had only left the room to grab a drink.
She hadn't ever seen one or even seen porn or anything like that though.

Originally Posted by MrTroy

Um...no sex ed?

Yeah, but she hadn't seen one in real life and I don't know, the size just scared her.

Originally Posted by sycld

LOL.

Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

So... she should get over it.

Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.

She got over it pretty quickly, we had a fairly active and outgoing sex life. This was about 5 years ago though, but she was still my 'first' (the day I asked her out I was hanging out with another girl who liked me, we almost ended up having sex but then her very catholic grandmother walked in - a few months later this girl who is exactly the same age as me, to the day, had a kid with a 45 year old - I'd say I dodged a bullet there...)

Originally Posted by sycld

LOL.

Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

So... she should get over it.

Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.

Just be like this: hey, why don't you just touch my penis?

Originally Posted by sycld

LOL.

Also, you're a male. When you get aroused you get a hard on. And cuddling is an arousing activity.

So... she should get over it.

Because your girlfriend is an ignorant bitch, I'm afraid you're going to have to be her sex ed teacher.

Sex Ed-101

Step 1: Grab your dick.
Step 2: Yager bombs
Step 3: Sex
Step 4: The break up.

Ah, love. Thou is the sweetest gift unto man!