Going out

**Satori_Everything** · 01-11-2010, 03:42 PM

Yep.

**Woofness** · 01-11-2010, 04:05 PM

The Real Question is, Would a President McCain be good for Women?

**Woofness** · 01-11-2010, 04:08 PM

can you grow a beard?

**Woofness** · 01-11-2010, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Not really. I'm not a guy.

not really is good enough, work on it and i will get back to you with the rest of the plan.

**sycld** · 01-11-2010, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by Woofness

not really is good enough, work on it and i will get back to you with the rest of the plan.

she has a beard on her clam that just doesn't quit. does that count?

**sailor jack** · 01-11-2010, 06:39 PM

A lesbian who wants a girlfriend isnt a lesbian at all in my book

LESBIANS ARE DIRTY SEX CRAZED HO'S, EAT SOME PUSSY BITCH, stop trying to convince bitches to be your girlfriend and whatnot

**Beef** · 01-12-2010, 12:34 AM

Are you over the age of 12? Wash your snatch,hang out, & see where it goes from there..

**sailor jack** · 01-12-2010, 05:49 AM

youre not going to have a girlfriend either way

**faesce** · 01-12-2010, 06:23 AM

hi satori

**ShitFace** · 01-12-2010, 11:01 AM

just say hey bitch lose some weight

**simonj** · 01-12-2010, 11:30 AM

Hey! Lay off.

**gina** · 01-12-2010, 11:33 AM

who goes on a date to the mall

that's like some freshman year of high school shit

where your mom has to drop you off and pick you up

**Atomic** · 01-13-2010, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by gina

who goes on a date to the mall

that's like some freshman year of high school shit

where your mom has to drop you off and pick you up

Maybe meeting someone off of the internet so you don't get raped. I know I get pissed when they want to go where people will hear them scream.

**gina** · 01-18-2010, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

we use bus

i am-a borat

we use bus

**simonj** · 01-12-2010, 11:46 AM

**gina** · 01-12-2010, 02:08 PM

good god, yes

that was one of the two episodes i've seen of that show so far and that song was in my head (and my heart) the rest of the day

**WellAdjusted** · 01-12-2010, 02:44 PM

I'm very appealing to lesbians, wanna date?

**Absolution** · 01-12-2010, 04:38 PM

satori did you shave

**seanayb** · 01-13-2010, 04:41 AM

Originally Posted by Absolution

satori did you shave

Now now, this is counterproductive to the previously-mentioned beard-growing strategy, which I think we should maintain.

Vaginas have beards too rite??

**Atomic** · 01-13-2010, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by seanayb

Now now, this is counterproductive to the previously-mentioned beard-growing strategy, which I think we should maintain.

Vaginas have beards too rite??

More like a cockeyed sideways goatee.

**gina** · 01-14-2010, 09:20 AM

so meet at a coffee shop

**coqauvin** · 01-14-2010, 12:53 PM

pinch her butt to let her know you find her sexually appealing

**faesce** · 01-15-2010, 08:22 AM

things i would do to have sex with satori everything:

1) anything

**sailor jack** · 01-15-2010, 12:37 PM

oh great i hear she likes cunts

**Atomic** · 01-15-2010, 12:53 PM

No wonder she likes this forum. You are all cunts.

**Absolution** · 01-15-2010, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic

No wonder she likes this forum. You are all cunts.

**faesce** · 01-18-2010, 06:21 PM

eeeeeeee

**mutton** · 01-19-2010, 12:01 AM

why don't you meet girls at a gay club

**Beef** · 01-19-2010, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

I don't have id so it limits where I can meet girls, at my workplace, (on the street-never worked) online.
Speaking of online that girl is ignoring me on msn what should I do? Whenever I say hi she doesn't answer.

Lol maybe I suck with girls. A club might not help. Maybe I have no game now. I lost my touch. Either that or I was lucky. I dunno. All I know it is late at night and almost everyone is in bed. I sat at my computer almost all day on my day off again. Maybe I need to go away from my computer more. Otherwise I just start rambling on, being random, you know; not doing much of anything productive. Anyways, I might be going off topic so I will stop now.

But back on topic, I think that hey if I can't meet girls online, at work or even just when I meet them- I mean how is going to a club gonna help. If I'm getting rejected now than maybe the problem is me not the places I go to meet girls. I mean I never had a long term relationship and I'm 23. Going to clubs could mean that I get rejected there as well along with online/work/whereelse I go. Making my life sadder/stressful/depressing.

Maybe I should stop looking for a girlfriend. Because I haven't had luck in like 5 years. Girls don't like me (anymore if they ever did). And I'm only going to continue to get rejected and sad and not do much and feel like a loser unless I change. Now I just have to think of what to do to occupy my time otherwise occupied by girls. Hmmm. Any ideas?

Focus on getting a new job? Programming? Both? Something Else?

.......

What to do with all the time I have if I don't devote it to thinking about girls?

.....

Try working on your SELF ESTEEM. Just sayin..

**faesce** · 01-19-2010, 09:38 AM

HAHAHAHAHA i chuckled irl quite loudly at the pink text and then mutton's reply put me over the top

lolin at work boss lookin at me like what you lolin at oh its just satori

**Satori_Everything** · 01-20-2010, 01:31 PM

Ok, what I mean is that he wrote the exact same thing I did but just changed the font and didn't name the source. The site isn't really necessary to put in the post.

**coqauvin** · 01-20-2010, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

Ok, what I mean is that he wrote the exact same thing I did but just changed the font and didn't name the source. The site isn't really necessary to put in the post.

he's making fun of you for being stupid

can't say you haven't earned it

**seanayb** · 01-19-2010, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

I don't have id so it limits where I can meet girls, at my workplace, (on the street-never worked) online.
Speaking of online that girl is ignoring me on msn what should I do? Whenever I say hi she doesn't answer.

Lol maybe I suck with girls. A club might not help. Maybe I have no game now. I lost my touch. Either that or I was lucky. I dunno. All I know it is late at night and almost everyone is in bed. I sat at my computer almost all day on my day off again. Maybe I need to go away from my computer more. Otherwise I just start rambling on, being random, you know; not doing much of anything productive. Anyways, I might be going off topic so I will stop now.

But back on topic, I think that hey if I can't meet girls online, at work or even just when I meet them- I mean how is going to a club gonna help. If I'm getting rejected now than maybe the problem is me not the places I go to meet girls. I mean I never had a long term relationship and I'm 23. Going to clubs could mean that I get rejected there as well along with online/work/whereelse I go. Making my life sadder/stressful/depressing.

Maybe I should stop looking for a girlfriend. Because I haven't had luck in like 5 years. Girls don't like me (anymore if they ever did). And I'm only going to continue to get rejected and sad and not do much and feel like a loser unless I change. Now I just have to think of what to do to occupy my time otherwise occupied by girls. Hmmm. Any ideas?

Focus on getting a new job? Programming? Both? Something Else?

.......

What to do with all the time I have if I don't devote it to thinking about girls?

.....

I've heard tell (and it sounded like good advice to me) that before one enters into/seeks a relationship, one should be happy. And not in the immediate sort of shallower sense, but in the long-term sense. I know it is probably harder for gay people to meet mates, which sucks, and I'm sorry. Sometimes the only threat to one's happiness is loneliness (romantic or otherwise) which only makes it more complicated.
That being said, some are happily married to their work, or play music all day.

**Beef** · 01-19-2010, 01:31 AM

Or mayb you should get a boyfriend. Guys will fuck ANYTHING and they LOVE lesbians. Once again-just sayin..

**Absolution** · 01-19-2010, 02:03 AM

Maybe its because uhh YOURE NOT REAL

**Mr. E** · 01-19-2010, 02:28 AM

Hey, the happiness thing worked for me. I was a miserable, self-conscious, fat, socially ineffective doofus. Then I decided to man up and change the things I didn't like about myself. I got hot, and in the process stopped giving a fuck what anybody though, and boom, now I'm engaged. Boom, tough actin' tinactin.

**Absolution** · 01-19-2010, 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

Hey, the happiness thing worked for me. I was a miserable, self-conscious, fat, socially ineffective doofus. Then I decided to man up and change the things I didn't like about myself. I got hot, and in the process stopped giving a fuck what anybody though, and boom, now I'm engaged. Boom, tough actin' tinactin.

Dude, who are you kidding? You're still fat.

**Mr. E** · 01-19-2010, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by Absolution

Dude, who are you kidding? You're still fat.

Hey, I may have put on a few pounds around christmas because there was food everywhere, but I've almost cut it all already.

**Mr. E** · 01-19-2010, 02:41 AM

Work on the procrastination thing then. Also getting on a schedule helps, as well as setting challenging but realistic goals in areas not related to relationship stuff. Once you start living life for you instead of in an endless pursuit of a significant other then things will start to fall into place. Sometimes you can't find what you're looking for until you stop looking.