Thread: '6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet'

(This is an Excerpt ONLY)


#1:

Internet Asperger's Syndrome (a.k.a. The Troll)

I can't take credit for this one, blogger and Internet entrepreneur Jason Calacanis coined the term "Internet Asperger's Syndrome" to describe the utter loss of all social rules and empathy that seems to hit some people for no other reason than that they happen to be communicating via keyboard and monitor at the time.
We don't need to retell all of the horror stories. A kid commits suicide on webcam while the trolls cheer him on, Anonymous mocks a suicide victim, some kids fire a baby out of a giant slingshot for a YouTube video (I'm not sure if that last one actually happened but it's really just a matter of time). Normal kids, good grades, no criminal records... but get them in a chat room and suddenly it reads like the transcript to a Charles Manson parole hearing. In Real Life it's Called...Asperger's Syndrome. This rarely diagnosed but often claimed disorder is a mild form of Autism that comes with what seems to be a biological inability to show empathy for other human beings, as well as (and maybe stemming from) an inability to recognize nonverbal cues. They continually do weird, upsetting things because they don't know it's upsetting you. That part of their brain is broken. People cringe when they hear this term because they know that a large number of the teenagers claiming Asperger's are, in fact, merely dicks. "I have a fucking disease, OK?" So Why Does it Happen on the Internet? Calacanis figured out that people who do all of their communicating online wind up mimicking Asperger's behaviors because they are imposing the same disadvantages on themselves. In both cases, when the ability to see nonverbal responses and facial expressions goes away, so does empathy. Soon the thing you're communicating with isn't a person, they're just a bunch of words on a screen. A bunch of words that the little bastard didn't even bother to spellcheck. Just thought I'd share that since this is something I've noticed before and is something I*think is fucked up beyond all reason. But I guess people feel the need to explain their asshole-itude while playing the 'pity me' card at the same time. *What pricks.

Well said. Sound familiar? It sure explains a lot.

Originally Posted by simonj

He could have at least included the title so we could see for ourselves what the other five are. Or aren't, as the case may well be.

That is the title simonj~ you can read the whole story here:


http://m.cracked.com/site?sid=cracke...-internet.html


I found it rather interesting. But I'm beef- "What do you expect?"
And KT if I hadn't claimed it was an excerpt you guys woulda said I was trying to plagorise or some crap so blah blah blah to you too.

Originally Posted by ShitFace

where are the other 5

#7: The innability to comprehend & read an entire thread.

Originally Posted by KT.

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Lol you seem really popular.

Aspergers is a made up disease like ADHD and AIDS

ancient cracked article is ancient

you can't spell trollop without op

i was hoping that these would be actual accepted disorders that appear or will appear in the DSM.

now that would've been funny. i'm talking comedic gold here, people.