Best time to show up for work

**sycld** · 03-15-2010, 07:58 PM

Satori, here's what your co-workers are not telling you:

Most of them live at the restaurant, at least the ones that want to get ahead.

When they look like they're just "coming in" to work, they actually had gone out the secret cramped nasty little habitat made for them, went out to do some errands, and then came back through the front entrance looking like they had been gone since their last shift.

So yeah, totally sleep at your restaurant. Become one with it.

Sexually.

**Satori_Everything** · 03-15-2010, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by sycld

Satori, here's what your co-workers are not telling you:

Most of them live at the restaurant, at least the ones that want to get ahead.

When they look like they're just "coming in" to work, they actually had gone out the secret cramped nasty little habitat made for them, went out to do some errands, and then came back through the front entrance looking like they had been gone since their last shift.

So yeah, totally sleep at your restaurant. Become one with it.

Sexually.

My workplace is scary enough. Without actually living there. Living there would really be creepy.