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    Angry Holy F what just happened?

    Still is.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-02-2012 at 03:13 PM.

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    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    Maybe she wanted to go slumming.

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    prolly a good thing you kept your mouth shut

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    she sat beside you because you were staring at her

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    pics or it didn't happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    The most beautiful person- a girl I ever saw in my opinion in my 23 years of life gets on the bus.
    what kind of cockeyed sentence is this
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    seriously, congratulations on being the only thing i'll remember on this website 10 years from now, for fuck's sake. before we all die, you have to share how you're doing this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ollie cromwell View Post
    seriously, congratulations on being the only thing i'll remember on this website 10 years from now, for fuck's sake. before we all die, you have to share how you're doing this.
    peanut butter
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    I'm pretty sure it would outsell Anne Frank.

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    hai ollie!

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    well maybe you should have talked to her but then what if you said something wrong so maybe it was good that she sat next to you but maybe not because then you could not look at her less obviously but you were happy. so that is good. maybe if you had a prop like a journal or cool pictures or something you could show her and she would be interested and think you were a cool person but maybe she would laugh at you and it is sad when hot people laugh at you especially when you're showing them something that matters to you so maybe it should be something that doesn't matter to you so much but if it is something that doesn't matter to you you would be less able to talk about it and then she might not be interested and she might think you were boring and maybe you would not be able to concentrate on it and would think about how hot she was and freeze up. But that would be ok if she understood and liked you back. And maybe she liked you back. She sat next to you. So maybe you should have shown her something.

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    larf

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    uh it's monday bitch where are my videos

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    uh it's monday bitch where are my videos

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    uh it's monday bitch where are coqauvin's videos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    none of my hot coworkers like me for my looks.
    let me assure you that it isn't just your looks which they dislike you for
    quotes from the internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    So I'm on the bus right. The bus stops. The most beautiful person- a girl I ever saw in my opinion in my 23 years of life gets on the bus. I'm hoping she sits beside me. She walks to the back of the bus and sits down between two girls. So I was sad. Then I look out the window.
    For some reason she got up and sat beside me. I'm like thinking in my head, woah cool she's actually sitting beside me, I wonder why she moved. Then I look around to see another empty seat and some more. And I'm wondering why did she choose to sit beside me of all people. Does everyone hate me because of this?
    I never thought that girls could get that beautiful. I wanted to talk to her so I opened my mouth. But no sound came out. I think I was afraid to talk to her. If I said something, what if she moved and sat beside someone else, that would make me so sad, sadder than I have ever been in my life. Or maybe I was in shock because I never saw a girl as beautiful before or thought that it could be possible that a girl could be that hot actually exist.
    Then I thought what if I find her attractive, but no one else does much, then people might think I'm a freak. And what should I say to her? Why can't I say anything?
    Guys, why couldn't I say anything, no matter how hard I tried? Not even a hi or how are you or ask for the time or for directions or hey what's up. Is there any way I can see her again? If so what should I say to her? If I can speak. Should I have said something, assuming I could? Am I a coward/wimp/scaredy cat or something? I thought if I said something, I might sound really desperate and she might move to another seat by someone else.
    I feel so mad at myself because I might never see her again and I didn't even talk to her. Possibly because I was too chicken shit. I feel like such a coward. I guess I thought if I said something to her and she didn't like me I might start to cry or something. I felt really nervous. Or I thought what if someone was homophobic on the bus/hates lesbians? Or what if people laughed at me if I said something to her? Or what if she didn't want to talk to strangers/me? Or if I freaked her out by talking to her?
    I also thought why would she possiby like me? She could do way better than me. I'm way out of her league and what if she knows it too- she probably does.
    you've been 23 for the past six years

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    ))) joke, relax ;) coqauvin's Avatar
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    bitch it is well past monday where the fuck are my videos?
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    I don't remember replying to this thread.
    The fiery red Torino rolled to the curb, we hit the pavement ready for action.

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    Maybe you should try paragraphs.

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    you know what's a bad habit of mine Satori? Fantasizing about you doing my girlfriend.

    Wait... did I say Fantasizing? more like Fatasizing.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    What do you mean, is your girlfriend fat?
    I hate to side with Satori (no I don't) but that is exactly what I thought.

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