Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
too bad indians cant wear leather

seriously, at all. you might not object to leather but you'll try putting that thing on and it will reject you like that new liver rejected my grandad
yeah you don't understand how indians are hypocrites. all indian sandals are made of cow leather, so even vegetarian indians wear dead cow on their feet.

and anyway, i'll have you know good sir that this will be made either of goat or lamb.