Thread: DISCORSO MAFIOSO

Originally Posted by simonj

However, I'm not about to try and start a lynching against any one of them on day 2. I just wanted to throw that out there.

Well, I mean why not? I mean I agree insofar as we should not be hasty, but at the end of this day we have to come to a consensus on someone whom a simple majority of us thinks is in the Mafia so we can get out ye olde lynching rope and hang them on high so as to put on an entertaining spectacle for the peasantry.

At any rate, as I said before, out of that short list you mentioned, I suspect Infernus the most. On the other hand, Think is possibly correct that it could be just Infernus being Infernal. Also, the possibility of mutton being in the mob can't be discounted entirely either, though again I think it's just mutton being muttonly.


As for Think, it seems that he was primarily the one whose machinations caused a lynching to be avoided on the first day. His logic and designs were so circuitous and involved so much private communications that it was hard for me to follow. However, I can only think of two reasons why he would try to avoid a lynching at all:

1) He genuinely was trying to prevent a premature execution, as a poorly motivated guess had a high chance of us being down two people, as the Mafia was going to kill one of us off anyway.

2) We were close to offing one of his fellow mafioso, and he determined that the best outcome he could get would be inaction because he felt it impossible to cast enough suspicion on an innocent villager.


For now, let's set aside possibility #1, just to explore in hypothetical scenarios how option 2 could very well have played out, given what we know. For if option 2 is correct, we may very well be able to determine the identities of not one but two members of the Mafia that have dared to insinuate themselves upon our once peaceful insular bigoted little hamlet. I mean it's still as insular and bigoted as ever, just not quite so peaceful.

At any rate, IF option 2 is true, and that is a big if as it is all in caps, I would be most inclined to think that Think and bfdirty were both Mafia. Again, let me emphasize: this is all hypothetical. A bfdirty majority vote was close to being achieved, but then it fell apart thanks mostly to Think. After that it wasn't clear that he could 6 votes for anyone else, so clearly the best strategy would be to throw suspicion around the group and distract everyone from the newfag with the delicious target sign painted on him.


If he isn't Mafia, however, then his conniving, scheming papist brain could be put to good use for us, as we have already seen, and we can always deliver him up to a kangaroo court on charges of heresy and witchcraft after the Mafia is dealt with.

Originally Posted by sycld

Well, I mean why not? I mean I agree insofar as we should not be hasty, but at the end of this day we have to come to a consensus on someone whom a simple majority of us thinks is in the Mafia so we can get out ye olde lynching rope and hang them on high so as to put on an entertaining spectacle for the peasantry.

At any rate, as I said before, out of that short list you mentioned, I suspect Infernus the most. On the other hand, Think is possibly correct that it could be just Infernus being Infernal. Also, the possibility of mutton being in the mob can't be discounted entirely either, though again I think it's just mutton being muttonly.


As for Think, it seems that he was primarily the one whose machinations caused a lynching to be avoided on the first day. His logic and designs were so circuitous and involved so much private communications that it was hard for me to follow. However, I can only think of two reasons why he would try to avoid a lynching at all:

1) He genuinely was trying to prevent a premature execution, as a poorly motivated guess had a high chance of us being down two people, as the Mafia was going to kill one of us off anyway.

2) We were close to offing one of his fellow mafioso, and he determined that the best outcome he could get would be inaction because he felt it impossible to cast enough suspicion on an innocent villager.


For now, let's set aside possibility #1, just to explore in hypothetical scenarios how option 2 could very well have played out, given what we know. For if option 2 is correct, we may very well be able to determine the identities of not one but two members of the Mafia that have dared to insinuate themselves upon our once peaceful insular bigoted little hamlet. I mean it's still as insular and bigoted as ever, just not quite so peaceful.

At any rate, IF option 2 is true, and that is a big if as it is all in caps, I would be most inclined to think that Think and bfdirty were both Mafia. Again, let me emphasize: this is all hypothetical. A bfdirty majority vote was close to being achieved, but then it fell apart thanks mostly to Think. After that it wasn't clear that he could 6 votes for anyone else, so clearly the best strategy would be to throw suspicion around the group and distract everyone from the newfag with the delicious target sign painted on him.


If he isn't Mafia, however, then his conniving, scheming papist brain could be put to good use for us, as we have already seen, and we can always deliver him up to a kangaroo court on charges of heresy and witchcraft after the Mafia is dealt with.

If this can be considered consensus, then I would reply that I would be willing to help vote off bfdirty today if that's really what's needed to clear my sheet (much as it pains me to have in that case actually just wasted a day). If he's not Mafia, hopefully option one is sufficiently feasible for all of you. If he is mafia the the heat is off (as it is we only have two days to lynch someone, but if we get one tonight we're ok for a while) and you're free to waste a day killing me off if that's absolutely necessary (don't expect me not to come up with some reasoning, even sophistry if need be, for getting rid of someone else, though).
But if all of you can just for a second suspend the hysterics and stick with me for a little then for god's sake let's kill someone more likely to be a mafioso.

Originally Posted by Think

If this can be considered consensus, then I would reply that I would be willing to help vote off bfdirty today if that's really what's needed to clear my sheet (much as it pains me to have in that case actually just wasted a day). If he's not Mafia, hopefully option one is sufficiently feasible for all of you. If he is mafia the the heat is off (as it is we only have two days to lynch someone, but if we get one tonight we're ok for a while) and you're free to waste a day killing me off if that's absolutely necessary (don't expect me not to come up with some reasoning, even sophistry if need be, for getting rid of someone else, though).
But if all of you can just for a second suspend the hysterics and stick with me for a little then for god's sake let's kill someone more likely to be a mafioso.

Well it's easiest to scrutinize the guy that has said the most, y'know ;p

Also, can you really blame us for focusing for now on your manipulations of the first day's votes, so as to assure ourselves of your pure motivations?

At any rate, I'm willing to stick with you for a little, if you'd give me something to put to my sticking place. Before this, the last thing I've read from you was a post of definite indecision.

Just wondering Think... what the hell was all that about werewolves?

Originally Posted by sycld

Just wondering Think... what the hell was all that about werewolves?

I'm used to playing TWG.
By which I mean we are facing a horde of werewolf mafia. They desecrated the host and have been cursed to think like animals. Or something.

Originally Posted by bfdirty

/lynch Kt

In truth the oddest thing was the willingness of think and kt to work together to save me despite their outward appearance of conflict. I cannot say that this proves they are Mafia, but I cannot ignore it. They will squabble this round and eventually choose to vote for others.

Originally Posted by mutton

/lynch Think or kt if there are more votes for her by the end of day 2

- i expect kt's vote (for Think) to change by the end of day 2 for seemingly no reason, like it did on day 1

Having thought about it, I realise that these posts preclude kt from legitimately changing her mind about me and force me to vote for her lynching, under threat of our being lynched ourselves.
I regard this as being incredibly suspicious and will not be cajoled and played in this way. This is a false dichotomy. I know how this will be seen (consider why it looks that way and you'll understand why I'm doing it anyway) but I will not go quietly, I will not play strategically when the rules have already been set by others.
/unlynch kt
lynch mutton

(just to make it clear, if you look at this thread with the supposition that simonj, bfdirty and mutton are mafiosi then everything makes sense)

EDIT: OK now I am dead (I promise I wrote that before I saw the above and am done now)

It was a preposterous proposition.

"You can't lynch me!" screamed Think, "I'm the greatest asset to the fucking town! I own this city!" The rest of the town shared knowing glances about his werewolf talk and how great he was and rolled their eyes as they kicked the stool out from under him. After Think stopped thinking, he was cut down from the ceiling beam and the rest of the town quickly searched his body for his wallet, because he was so rich.

Why was he rich? Because not only was he Town-aligned, he was the fucking Infermiera, the Nurse of the town, capable of saving players from Mafia attacks in the night. Man, considering all the times KT. went to collect anti-sore cream, how many times sycld got his anti-retrovirals from Think and all the times Think slipped Vengeful Scars a little extra methadone under the table, the town would have known he was the fucking Doctor. Apparently not.

Now all that remains for the town is to root out the remaining three mafia members, not one of which has been picked. Those lucky bastards.

Everyone with night actions get them into me ASAP, because...

NIGHT 2 BEGINS

if the towns actions follow the remaining pattern of hanging themselves, then there will be one more day phase in this game.

*sigh*

Originally Posted by coqauvin

The rest of the town shared knowing glances about his werewolf talk

lol




okay so we'll have 7 townspeeps remaining after tonight's murder, assuming that there isn't another player with a special role that can somehow prevent it or otherwise cause something else to happen...

we'll need all the 4 of the townspeople remaining to vote for a mafia, but given that 3 of those who remain are mafia still... oh boy...

DAY 3 BEGINS

The townsfolk of Seedyville arise and yawn, stretch and mutter incomprensible profanities as they awake to the sweetly shining morning sun. The entire town smells like coffee, with a distinct undertone of espresso and superiority. Everyone gathers at the old lynchin' hall to once again determine the fate of someone who may or may not be a Mafia member.

"Hey," Infernus, a law-abiding townsfolk says, "Anyone got any good ideas fo- HRRRRRRKRKKKKHHHH"

He folds up to the ground with a garrotte around his throat, a knife in his back and a gunshot wound to the chest. Somehow, nobody saw who pulled this shit, but it was certainly someone in the room.

With 7 people remaining in town, and all 3 mafia members clearly active, it's going to take 4 votes to hang a bitch.

/lynch coqauvin

current votes:

coqauvin
coqauvin

Originally Posted by coqauvin

/lynch coqauvin

i think this is in reaction to our performance thus far :x

Well...



somebody say something!!!!!!

Fine.

Lynch bfdirty.

If he's so oblivious as to make himself look guilty then I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt.

No this isn't my final vote. I just want to get these balls bouncing.

I mean rolling... ball rolling.

we r so fucked

lynch bfdiryty

fuck him he's a dick

Fine.

unlynch bfdirty

lynch shitface

Originally Posted by ShitFace

also, sycld and kt: fuck you guys!

mmmm they'll be plenty of time for that after you're dead

unlynch Bfdirty

lynch KT