With the day drawing to a close, Shitface is led to the gallows, kicking and screaming as most men do when being dragged against their will to the gallows. But for men who have the misfortune to have parents that will name them 'Shitface', it comes as little surprise that Lady Luck will peg them once more, probably for old times' sake. The stool drops, the rope snaps taut. So it goes.

Afterwards, a little bird flies out of Shitface's pocket.

"Listen, shitfucks," the bird says, "you just hung an Innocent Townperson. There are now 6 people left in town, one of whom will surely perish in the night. With 5 people left tomorrow and a vote of 3 required for lynching, the Mafia have won. A Flawless victory."

The bird flits around the astonished, if drug-addled, faces of the survivors, crapping gently on mutton, simonj and sycld, marking the Mafia bastards for who they are.

Seedyville suddenly got a whole lot worse.

"Poo-tee-weet?"