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    GAME OVER, MAFIA WINS.
    FLAWLESS VICTORY



    DAY 1 - THE GAME BEGINS

    It's been a busy night in the quiet town Seedyville. Normally it's a quiet night because, well, only 11 people lived in town. Now there's 10. 3 gun shots, 14 stab wounds, a hanging, defenestration and decapitation make Absolution's grisly demise the most complicated suicide in the history of Seedyville. Of course, the best and the wisest realize that this is no mere murder. Someone had the courtesy of spray painting the Mafioso Logo on the face of the deceased. Awful kind of them, really.

    And so it goes. There are Mafia amongst you, townsfolk. Decide who lives and who dies.

    10 alive, 6 to lynch.

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    Mutton Mafia
    Think Town -> Nurse Hung by lynch mob on Day 2
    Shitface Town Hung by lynch mob on Day 3
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    Infernus Town killed by Mafia on Night 2
    Sailor Jack Town -> Sherriff Shot to death by Mafia on Night 1
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    ...aaaaand PMs are sent and out. I encourage PMs between players, so long as dead players don't communicate with live ones.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    I say not to lynch anyone. Killing Absolution was a favor.

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    no dice, someone must pay, even if the Mafia have done a wonderful thing for the community.

    ps no non-players allowed
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    I vote Sycld, because we don't need no faggots in our town.

    Also we need to keep the whore around
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Gentlemen, gentlemen, please!

    *bangs cane on the ground to draw people's attention*

    Enough of these accusations of non-existence or these undead assignations with a stranger's furtive glances and surreptitious masturbations!

    *re-centers monocle over his asiatic almond shaped eye*

    *ahem* Pardon me. Now as the town's self-appointed Tea Cozy and Anglophile Fancy-Pants, I demand that we approach this matter with the same sort of stiff-upper-lip that allowed the British to rule my people for centuries and the same variety of stoicism that allowed my... err, other people... to unite Europe under the Roman banner and to later bring about the golden age of Europe through the invention of pasta (the Chinese can kiss my knickers).

    Now... clearly th'humors are running hot and heavy, sometimes sanguinely to effect a growth of the phallus but mostly biliously to cause a general ill-temper and discord. I have oft prescribed blood letting, especially in the case of the sodomites whose blood engorges the crotch at the sight of our otherwise salubrious sausagefest, our beneficial village of bangers, but of course this idea is always shut down.

    So we must restrain ourselves, keep our emotions in check for now only to release our fury in private fappage, and soberly surmise what is the cause of this savagery.


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    IT'S A WITCH!
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Hello. I just moved here. I see people have been murdered and now we are going to vote to kill someone every so often. I assure you I am not responsible and shouldn't be killed. Also, I am a little disturbed by the idea of voting on someone's death. But... not disturbed enough to abstain. I vote we lynch Sailor Jack. Why? Because sailors are very similar to pirates. Also there are only ten of us, so we have a pretty good chance of killing the right guy. Take or leave my opinion. I am, after all, just a lowly cittadino.

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    actually, odds are against townies in the first random vote

    but i digress

    ps, if you're voting for someone, bold it please, like this

    /lynch blackpeople
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    to get this gay over with asap i will vote for the last player to post on day 1

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    LYNCH THE SHIT OUTTA SYCLD
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    ps day one ends when someone gets lynched. it's kind of of arbitrary length

    although, if you guys take long enough i'll set a time limit
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bfdirty View Post
    Hello. I just moved here. I see people have been murdered and now we are going to vote to kill someone every so often. I assure you I am not responsible and shouldn't be killed. Also, I am a little disturbed by the idea of voting on someone's death. But... not disturbed enough to abstain. I vote we lynch Sailor Jack. Why? Because sailors are very similar to pirates. Also there are only ten of us, so we have a pretty good chance of killing the right guy. Take or leave my opinion. I am, after all, just a lowly cittadino.
    for a guy thats just moved here you have a pretty good idea of how to make enemies.

    Luckily for you I'm not that sort of guy. And I'm not that sort of Sailor. I'm more the sort that keeps them clean of dirty folk such as pirates. I regardkeeping the peace as my duty, but you know, thats just me. There are plenty of other people that ain't so nice. Could call them pirates too. Sycld mentioned "his people", meaning he doesnt regard himself one of us or one of this town. And he seemed very anti-british, which may not in itself be proof of Mafia connections, it certainly provides proof of the qualities one would see in a mafioso, such as wild accusations and blood thirstiness.

    I'm not accusing him yet though, or you. Although you seemed very quick and efficient in your activity here. Keeping a low profile?

    I'll save my vote until I've heard everyone speak. Cant accuse anyone who hasnt said anything yet. In my opinion obviously, I know bfdirty disagrees.
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    I would vote Sycld off the island but he's pretty entertaining. But then again, he's pretty gay too...

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    I don't know what part of the world you people are from, but this is Amerikkka and we don't allow fags ,who are brown, here. If it ain't white it ain't right
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    because i may not be online for the rest of the weekend, the votes are currently:

    sycld (1)
    Vengeful Scars

    Sailor Jack (1)
    bfdirty

    also Day 1 always takes forever so ham it up fellas, you need 5 more to lynch a motherfucker

    PS: no vote removals - once someone gets the proper number of votes, they're lynched.
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    it couldve been me im not too sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    can i be a mobwife
    Only if I can call you a spoiled guinea brat and knock you around with my belt a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bfdirty View Post
    Only if I can call you a spoiled guinea brat and knock you around with my belt a little.
    So are you admitting that you are a mobster? I think that you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    So are you admitting that you are a mobster? I think that you are.
    Only if I can call you a spoiled guinea brat and knock you around with my belt a little.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    So are you admitting that you are a mobster? I think that you are.
    sounds like that to me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    sounds like that to me
    What do we even know about bfdirty besides the fact that he equates sailors with pirates (suspicious) and he's new in town (even more suspicious)?

    I vote bfdirty

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    At first I thought bfdirty was Mr Troy's gimmick. I'm less sure of that now. I equate sailors with pirates, but that's just in the faggot:not faggot ratio (1:0)

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    At first I thought bfdirty was Mr Troy's gimmick. I'm less sure of that now.
    I mean, really. Who da fuck is bfdirty? Let's go ahead an lynch him so we can get to day 2.

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    I don't want to immediately piss off any mafia types if he is a mafia type. Or is that his game?

    Let's lynch KT

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I don't want to immediately piss off any mafia types if he is a mafia type. Or is that his game?

    Let's lynch KT
    This is an excellent point!

    In other news, I stand by my original choice. Maybe sailors and pirates arent the same thing. But do we really want sailors around?



    I rest my case.

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    i cant help but feel that, if youre not a mafioso, your stereotyping will be manipulated by the mafioso. So you're a liability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    i cant help but feel that, if youre not a mafioso, your stereotyping will be manipulated by the mafioso. So you're a liability.
    Stereotypes exist because they are mostly true.

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    Guys it's been 3 days, and admittedly the pace is slow, but still.

    Votes are currently

    sycld (1)
    Vengeful Scars

    Sailor Jack (1)
    bfdirty

    KT.
    simonj

    bfdirty
    KT.

    It's 6 to lynch and out of a field of 10, there are currently 4 candidates.

    Um, arbitrary dealine to keep the game moving. Noon EST is the deadline. Either have enough votes by then, or there is no lynching and Night falls anyways.
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    On the basis of some incredibly loose, unlikely-to-kill-mafioso rules I just invented, rather than accept that this is basically chance and go with my initial instincts, I'm going to vote for kt.

    sorry babe
    Last edited by Think; 07-26-2010 at 06:12 AM.

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    gonna vote bfdirty

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    bfdirty as some newcomer comes in, basis on who to kill on false stereotypes of seamen, and then he tries to woo someone who asks to be a mob wife.

    LYNCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER BFDIRTY

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    concurring up in here

    bfdirty
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    that deadline got you guys moving
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    i doubt bfdirty is mafia unless he is retarded (quite possible) - saying "I assure you I am not responsible and shouldn't be killed." and drawing early attention to himself even though no one knows who he is and has no reason to support him against sailor jack

    the fags piling on existing votes (think/shitface/infernus/sailor jack) are more suspicious

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    i doubt bfdirty is mafia unless he is retarded (quite possible) - saying "I assure you I am not responsible and shouldn't be killed." and drawing early attention to himself even though no one knows who he is and has no reason to support him against sailor jack

    the fags piling on existing votes (think/shitface/infernus/sailor jack) are more suspicious
    a) pretty much what you said about bfdirty
    and
    b)a werewolf is likely to attack someone who attacks one of their own
    and
    c)a werewolf is more likely to scapegoat based on factors unrelated to the mechanics of the game (e.g. newness)
    means
    Kt. was the most likely to be a werewolf given my options

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    the fags piling on existing votes (think/shitface/infernus/sailor jack) are more suspicious
    well i'm thinking about lynching think if he doesn't start being wittier and/or funnier

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    c)a werewolf is more likely to scapegoat based on factors unrelated to the mechanics of the game (e.g. newness)
    means
    Kt. was the most likely to be a werewolf given my options
    wait i thought the town's problem was organized crime not lycanthrope?

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    forgive me i haven't taken my dried frog pills today
    i don't know what i'm saying

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    pretty sure that voids your bursary
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    lol mafia werewolves

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