Go to 3 crown alley, then roll out of it to The Quays Inn (where me and Think were miraculously given free beer), then go to The Temple Bar in Temple Bar to photobomb some tourists trying to take the same picture of the place that is now a poster on my wall. Also go to all of these places: All the pubs (ALL OF THEM!), Guinness Storehouse, Jameson Distillery

Come back with Liver Disease or not at all