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    Default [Mafia 5.1] WARNING--Mafiabyte Malware v1.02 Build B DETECTED [Sign-Up Thread]

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    WARNING--Mafiabyte Malware v1.02 Build B DETECTED

    Oh no! Mafiabyte Malware v1.02 Build B has been detected on your system! This is amongst the most malicious trojans on the internet, capable of identity theft, privacy invasion, and file corruption. This infection must be dealt with immediately.

    LOCATION SCAN COMPLETE--C:\Users\Rick Scarf\Downloads\RSB
    QUARANTINE INITIATED--C:\Users\Rick Scarf\Downloads\RSB
    ...
    ...
    QUARANTINE COMPLETE--C:\Users\Rick Scarf\Downloads\RSB


    The location of the virus has been determined--Rick Scarf's massive porn collection. The only chance of saving Scarf's precious gigabytes of nubile flesh is to run anti-virus and hope your definitions are up to date. If the Mafiabyte virus isn't stopped quickly, it will spread throughout the computer and steal Rick Scarf's identity, dooming Rick, Queendork, and Benjamin Button Baby Scarf to a life of furniture sales, bad credit, and poverty.

    The good news is that Scarf keeps his system protected with anti-virus software. The bad news is, like everything else he does, it's half-assed. Namely, it's you. Fortunately, the Casualscan Anti-Virus Suite uses the latest in Artificial Intelligence [sic] to subdivide its Discourse processes, preventing Malware like the Mafiabyte virus from knocking it out in one fell swoop. Casualscan Anti-Virus uses a two-step process to diagnose and repair--the Daylight phase where Discoursers work together, and the Nightowl phase where Discoursers work independently.

    Initial scans indicate some of the Casualscan Discourses have already been compromised, but fortunately, the software is designed to secure itself before securing the system. Time is running out--the Mafiabyte virus must be stopped now. Secure the Casualscan Discoursers by eliminating all the viral elements and you can save the Rick Scarf's porn collection. But if all the Discoursers are infected and disabled by the virus, Scarf's collection will be lost, and the porn torrent community will suffer a terrible blow.


    Rules!

    General rules apply. During the day phase, a majority vote causes a lynch which reveals a role and ends the day phase. There is a time limit on how long the Day phase may last, decided by me arbitrarily. Basically, as long as there is discussion and activity, the Day will go on until a lynch. If the game loses activity, I will set a deadline to restimulate the playing. If a day is just taking too long because you're all wishy-washy pansies, I'll just set a deadline.

    At night, night actions are submitted and resolved by the GM with the results posted when everyone has acted, bringing the Day Phase back. The hard time limit for night actions will be 24 hours. Since you are required to make one post per day, you can send in a night action when you check the thread. I don't want this game just sputtering out.

    The following special rules are in effect:

    1) Private Messaging is Allowed

    PMs can be sent between players at will during the Day phase. I will also create a Quicktopic for the Mafiaware Virus players to use (so you don't have to struggle with group PMs if there are three of you.) As always, PMs are not allowed during the Night phase, except between Mafiaware Virus and PMs. If you cheat, I'll ban you from CD.

    You can PM me at any time, Night or Day.

    2) You must post at least once each day

    Inactive town players give the mafia a place to hide. The more you post, the better the game. You must post at least once every 24 hours. We can all see when you've been active on the site, and most people check CD multiple times a day. If you aren't posting, I'll send you a warning via PM. If I keep having to warning you, I'll ban you from all of CD for a while. Go fuck yourself.

    If there's something preventing you from posting regularly, let me know. If I know, I can keep people from metagaming it.

    Roles!

    Roles will be standard Mafia roles, adjusted to fit the theme. I will post all roles and PM'd explanations, as well as the number of players assigned to each role, publicly once the game begins. I don't know the exact roles yet, but I expect multiple Mafia, a Nurse, and a Sheriff, as playercount allows.

    Players!

    The following players are registered for the game. This will be confirmed before the game officially begins.
    • coqauvin
    • infernus [tone-deaf]
    • KT.
    • mutton
    • Rick Scarf
    • simonj
    • sponge
    • sycld
    • Think
    • Vengeful Scars
    • WellAdjusted
    • Woofness

    Total: 12

    CASUALSCAN ANTI-VIRUS v3.0 DISCOURSE INITIATED
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    yessss

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    in like flynn

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    in like think (swapped)
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    I'm in.

    Also, damn you

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    in like quinn


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    Atheists are quite right

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    in

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    in like a something that rhymes with in like men

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    In like I'm in your mom
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    atmosfear stop tagging badly
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    What did I do this time?

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    In like Sting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    What did I do this time?
    [/COLOR]Flavour!

    this was the opening of the main post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Oh well.

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    woof
    Quote Originally Posted by <JANE> View Post
    This post was quite an effort to make, I hope it wont get lost.

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    I'm planning to finalize the roster Monday and start the game Tuesday.

    Waiting for any late signups

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    I'm here to save the pornography
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    also atmosfear I am pretty sure you may be a nerd I mean I spent the summer getting paid to write codes and I still wouldn't have thought of a computer virus mafia flavor
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Hehe well The Matrix 3 was on TV

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    Well I guess to make things more interesting and to protect A-Number-One I will sign up for this round too

    But really, who keeps porn in their Users/Downloads folder? Real men make a root directory with a tricky name like pr0n so it is hiding in plain sight.


    also, can someone link me to the basic Mafia rules page? I've seen it before but there are so many Mafia threads these days it has become lost in the shuffle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    Well I guess to make things more interesting and to protect A-Number-One I will sign up for this round too

    But really, who keeps porn in their Users/Downloads folder? Real men make a root directory with a tricky name like pr0n so it is hiding in plain sight.


    also, can someone link me to the basic Mafia rules page? I've seen it before but there are so many Mafia threads these days it has become lost in the shuffle.
    Try this for coq's great explanation:
    Casual Discourse - View Single Post - attn: funny, sexy, unique people

    and if that doesn't make you feel completely confident on the rules try my worse explanation from two years ago

    Casual Discourse - View Single Post - So how much interest do we have in the werewolf game?

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    Scarf, you can also google "Mafia Game" and find a few websites with decent explanations of general strategy, player roles, etc.

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    If my porn is on the line I don't need strategy when I have instinct

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    not that i really care, but i'm just wondering: why is pming during the night phase such an enormous issue? is it because a townie who'd be found dead the next day might be in the middle of a pm conversation with another player if there isn't a periodic required termination of pm's?


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    roughly. It's also a thematic thing - it's night, everyone's asleep. A lot of games will have a quicktopic for mafias that they aren't allowed to use during the day phase, because they're supposed to be out wiht the town the whole time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
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    That's part of it, sycld, but another big thing is that it gives the mafia a chance to react to the information gained at the end of the day phase before the town can coordinate their actions. Early in the game where information is sparse, it doesn't make much of a difference. But when the town has more info and has killed a mafia or two in the late game, the mafia's only advantage is coordinating night activity before the town can.

    The town can plan it's actions during the day phase, but the outcome of the lynch may make those plans unusable. They dont get a chance to change their plans together if they cant PM at night. The mafia's advantage in the late game is that it can adapt to the information despite its smaller numbers, and it can react to pre-planned contingencies.

    For what it's worth, the town usually wins. Depending on the model, it's sometimes a severe favorite to win. I think as we play more games with the same people, we will start to see the town winning because the game favors honest players in the long term. Allowing PMs helps the town in general, but preventing them at night helps balance it for the mafia.

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    stats of games with townies voting randomly
    http://eblong.com/zarf/werewolf-stats.html

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    general mafia stats say that even amounts of players help the mafia considerably
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    lynch coq pre-game to make it odd

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    Role PMs are going out shortly.

    Had to book a trip to Vegas last night, a man has to prioritize.

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    Ok everything is setup.

    I'm sending out Role PMs in alphabetical order. Once everyone confirms, the game will begin.

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