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    Angry What to do?

    If you are going to school, right. Wow anyways there is this one person in my class that usually tries to sit beside me, and finds me on break, and after school. If h If he can't find me he starts asking my classmates where I am. So they tell him. He used to give me food. And well me being poor accepted. He used to invite me to lunch and pay or a movie or buy me stuff if it wasn't that expensive.

    Also he follows me and looks for me. And when he sits beside me he stares at me. When I say what he laughs.

    Also I friended him on facebook before he started following me around. He finds me at the library when I go to study. He also will go up to me and start talking to me. I don't want to study at home because my parents are around. I am writing this at the computer lab. He went by my locker. But I was already at the computer lab and there are no free computers beside me. He is sitting where he can see me from here. He also knows where I work.

    Guys, please help. I regret talking to this guy so much and giving me my phone number. I miss my privacy.

    Even though he knows I don't like him he still hangs around me.

    Guys this might be all my fault, but help please.

    I miss my privacy and freedom where people mostly leave me alone well except my parents mostly.

    Anyways I want to leave the computer room now. Maybe study later on for my midterm.
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    Go out with him and immediately cheat on him.

    It worked for my ex

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    try putting peanut butter in your vagina
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Tell him you're too busy to see him because of your internet trolling and fledgling lesbianism.

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    Wait a couple days for this thread to develop, then print it out and hang it in his locker. He'll leave you alone after that.

    or tell him you like him so much you made him a supermod on your forum

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    The thing about telling people that I am a lesbian- it does stop the guys from hitting on me but then a lot of guys and girls don't like me/ignore me/stay away from me because they think I am a lesbian.

    Telling him I am too busy, well he used to ask me what I do after school, I usually say nothing maybe study. I haven't been on cd as much as I used to when I had like fifteen posts per day.

    Interesting ideas, I was just thinking about just accepting free stuff, asking for him to buy me stuff and then eventually he will leave me alone. But then again, my plans don't often work.

    The locker one sounds interesting, but yeah only four replies. I already told him I don't like him. He said I know.

    As for cheating on someone, well the thing is I am not exactly the most desired person around, in fact I am rather unpopular at school and really don't have any true friends. Especially since most guys in school have a girlfriend and if doesn't might not want one such as me.
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    You don't have to actually cheat on someone, fictional dumbass. Just tell him you have and force a horrible break up.

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    But wouldn't that seem kind of unbelievable like most people wouldn't want to go out with me. The people who do well it is probably because they can't get much else if anything, well in my opinion anyways.

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    It's only unbelievable if you're a terrible liar and, as you don't really exist but people acknowledge you, you're clearly a pretty good liar.

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    Is it possible that I could convince someone in my class that broke up with his girlfriend to let me be his girlfriend?

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    No. Because that's what kills lies. Just fucking lie.

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    yeah it's too late, he's going to rape you. hope he's not black
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    But lying is kind of wrong, I mean I'd rather not lie unless I feel I have to, I hope there would be some other way. Regarding rape, I don't know, I mean if it was gonna happen I think it might have happened already since school starts way back in September, he knew me for over a month. Besides, we basically are in public area. He isn't black though, native.

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    Native? Oh man Cherokee dicks are even worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    But lying is kind of wrong, I mean I'd rather not lie unless I feel I have to, I hope there would be some other way. Regarding rape, I don't know, I mean if it was gonna happen I think it might have happened already since school starts way back in September, he knew me for over a month. Besides, we basically are in public area. He isn't black though, native.
    look forward to a rape-baby with a penchant for diabetes, cigarettes, alcohol and poverty
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    suck his dique for 50 bux

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    look forward to a rape-baby with a penchant for diabetes, cigarettes, alcohol and poverty
    And peanut butter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    And peanut butter.
    it'll get its first taste of that addiction before it even leaves the birth canal
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    If she uses smooth then it might aid the birthing process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    If she uses smooth then it might aid the birthing process.
    gross

    chunky or die
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

    You can't peanut butter it in her... oh wait

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    suck his dique for 50 bux
    ew no thanx

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    ew no thanx
    pretend its a large clitoris
    oh

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    this is why you have no friends
    this guy wants to be your friend and all you think about is how you don't like him

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    Male and female parts smell different. You know what I mean, I think. I am just on the library computer that's why I chose these words.

    Well the thing is, I don't really care that much for friends in school right now, or a social life at school, I'm just concerned that I get a high enough mark that I do not fail the course as I used so much time in these classes. Time that I could have maybe had a few more shifts at work or free time that I would probably have spent on my computer otherwise.

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    Set the fucker on fire or hit him in the cock with a bat.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    i refuse to believe that even a desperate native would try to tap satori
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    alcoholism and gas huffing only distort reality so far
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i refuse to believe that even a desperate native would try to tap satori
    But the internet is like the real me, if I acted like I do on the internet in real life, people might hate me more.

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    I thought people irl already hate you

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    become study partners with him then
    you're already not spending your time effectively if there is a chance you will fail

    if you act like you do on the internet you'd periodically stand in front of the class to burst into monologues about your dilemmas, with the only difference being they wouldn't think of you as a troll

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    Do your real life friends believe you're real?

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    she is their imaginary friend

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    You are absolutely batshit crazy and need to be sterilized. Otherwise, I enjoyed this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I thought people irl already hate you
    Well I don't know if everyone does, who knows maybe they do; they just claim they don't hate me yet.
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    become study partners with him then
    you're already not spending your time effectively if there is a chance you will fail

    if you act like you do on the internet you'd periodically stand in front of the class to burst into monologues about your dilemmas, with the only difference being they wouldn't think of you as a troll
    I ask him to help me. But when he does, he usually explains the easy stuff, so I'm like get to the hard stuff. Then I start to get confused.
    Actually I can get as much help from the teacher.
    Sometimes he does help me though. It is kind of gambling though, I don't know if I am wasting my time by asking for help. I either get help, get bored or get more confused.
    I don't think my teachers like me, so I mean if I failed they wouldn't care.

    They might think I was on drugs again. That is sometimes why I don't like admitting using weed cuz people think you are like always on it.
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    People saying they "don't hate you yet" is never a good sign.
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infected7 View Post
    You are absolutely batshit crazy and need to be sterilized. Otherwise, I enjoyed this thread.
    Why would a virgin need to be sterilized?
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    People saying they "don't hate you yet" is never a good sign.
    Maybe not, but being at work sucks, sometimes especially when everyone wants hours and if they have a scapegoat or someone to gang up it helps. Besides my life isn't perfect. And maybe it is because I confuse people like if I go off topic or if I say something that someone thinks is weird/ ask weird questions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Why would a virgin need to be sterilized?
    I lol'd
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    satori set yourself on fire please
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    is there nothing left to burn?

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