"9/11 WAS AN OUTSIDE JOB"

"I DISAGREE WITH YOU BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE NOT HITLER"

"GOT COMPETENCE?"

"I AM NOT AFRAID OF MUSLIMS, TEA PARTIERS, SOCIALISTS, IMMIGRANTS, GUN OWNERS, GAYS... BUT I AM KINDA SCARED OF SPIDERS"

These are the rallying cries to take it down a notch, to gather the 70% of America that has too much "shit to do" for outlandish theatrics which end up on the 24 hour news cycle cable channels.

THERE WILL BE NICE PEOPLE, FUN... MAYBE SOME SPECIAL GUESTS.



See you on the Mall, Saturday Oct. 30th.

...or rather, who is going? Anyone?