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    Default REBELS IN THE THRONE ROOM -- Round 5!!!!

    Flavour!

    It's happened! The sweet smell of revolution is in the air. Rebels, operating in independant cells, swarmed the castle in the early afternoon, quickly overcoming the guards and making their way to the throne room itself. Barricading the door, fighting quickly broke out between the guards and the rebels. In a moment of inbred brilliance, the King quickly shed his royal mantle and switched clothes while the melee went on. When three of the brighter Guards saw which way this fight was going, they quickly changed clothing in the confusion, indistinguishable from the rebels, much like the King. Soon enough, all uniformed guards were slain, leaving twelve dirty, bloodied men in the room.

    "The King's robes are here, but I can't find the body!" one of crowd shouts out. A quick search reveals 4 dead Rebels stripped of their clothing. "He must still be in this room!" Another shouts. "Which of us is the King?"

    "Wait!" another cries, "There are three Guard uniforms on the ground too! They must be in here with the King!"

    Well this is a bit of pickle, isn't it? The Rebels know they number 8, now, with 3 Guards and a King in this group. If, at any point, the King and Guards equal the number of Rebels, the royal force will be able to overcome their captors and escape. The Rebels, though, know that if they manage to kill the King, the Guards will give themselves up, having nothing left to fight for.

    "How do we figure out who is the King?" someone asks.

    "Stop saying it like that." one of the Rebels mutters.

    "None of us knows who each other are!" the first continues, oblivious to the aside.

    "We vote. Whoever is most suspicious of being royal will be run through. We know that every time one of that line dies, their bodies change into a falcon. We see it every time a new King comes." No one knows who suggested this. Most of the crowd is still wiping sweat, dirt and blood from their eyes.

    Nobody likes this process, but nobody can come up with a better alternative. This is the way it will be.



    Rules!

    Standard rules apply:

    1) No Private Messaging.

    aka no secret alliances.

    There is to be no communication about gameplay in this game outside of this thread. In terms of flavour, there is no point at which anyone in the group is seperate from anyone else. There is to be no discussion about the game outside of the game (I am aware of the hypocrisy. Nevertheless...) and if it comes to my attention that any player is attempting to contact and scheme with another player, I will modkill the sender and maybe the recipient, depending on the the content of the information and context. This version of Mafia is not designed for external communication about the game and it wrecks the balance if people gang up. Please don't do this.

    2) You must post at least once each day.

    aka POST POST POST

    Not once each game day. Once every real, 24-hour period day. If you don't, I'll send you a PM warning you. If you have enough warnings, I'll just modkill you. If you have only limited access to the internet, let me know somehow. Check the thread regularly. I don't want this game just sputtering out.

    3)Majority votes are required.

    aka none of this plurality bullshit

    If a day drags out with little to no involvement, I will set a deadline. If there is still no majority before the deadline, there will be no kill, unless the vote is 1 short of a kill. If 1 person does not vote due to inactivity, I will consider the remaining votes a majority for the purposes of the deadline.

    4) Thou Shalt Not Quote the GM

    aka don't ctrl+c ctrl+v your role PM.

    Do not copy your role PM to confirm your role or whatever. They're all carbon copies anyways, because I am both busy and lazy, but there should be no influence of game setup on your arguing your alignment. If you copy/paste even a small portion of your role PM or any communication between the GM and yourself into the thread, you will be removed from the game. Paraphrasing is perfectly fine.

    I noticed this is the first zombie game I ran. It gives the wrong kind of credence and support for an argument to copy/paste your Role PM. Think about it this way: when you're arguing with someone that you are or aren't something, you don't use "God made me this way, and here's the receipt to prove it" as an argument.

    Setup!

    This is a setup known as "Rebels in the Throne Room". There are three roles: King, Guard and Rebel. There is 1 King, 3 Guards and 8 Rebels.

    The King wins when the number of Guards + King are equal to the number of rebels remaining. The King does not know anyone else's role.

    The Guards know who the King is, but not who each other are. They share the King's win condition

    The Rebels are the uninformed majority. They win only when the King has been killed.

    THIS IS A NIGHTLESS SETUP, which means once a majority vote has been reached, there will be a modscene describing the death and revealing the alignment of the player killed. Immediately after this voting begins again until one of the win conditions have been met. There are no special abilities in this game.


    Players!

    The following players are still alive.

    1. sponge
    2. Large Duck
    3. Woofness
    4. Shitface
    5. Atmosfear
    6. KT.
    7. simonj
    8. infernus


    Victims of Justice
    Last edited by coqauvin; 12-20-2010 at 09:29 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    And so all the people in the room began discussion. It is an easy matter, picking who shall die first. The trick is getting the right one.

    Current Votecount

    Not Voting: sycld, sponge, LargeDuck, Woofness, Shitface, Atmosfear, KT., simonj, mutton, Think, infernus, WellAdjusted

    With 12 alive, it is 7 to bring down fatal justice
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Hello

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    let's kill some royalty

    kill atmosfear
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    I'm going to vote...
    kill large duck
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Who hasn't confirmed yet? I don't trust people who take an extraordinary amount of time to accomplish simple tasks on the internet. /glares at coq

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    Hahahah KT. I just noticed your Resident Taco Bell Expert thing hahah well done

    Also just posting to get updates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    Hahahah KT. I just noticed your Resident Taco Bell Expert thing hahah well done

    Also just posting to get updates.
    so far all we know is that kt knows how to make a 99 cent taco and I'm awesome although I still don't know who largeduck is

    also what's a quicktopic
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    sponge is awesome

    confusing tag removed. i just forgot to edit my first post when i opened the thread. everyone has confirmed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    LargeDuck is the Ringo Starr of the group containing Think, Woofness and Sailor Jack

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    LargeDuck is the Ringo Starr of the group containing Think, Woofness and Sailor Jack
    well then we obviously need to kill all those people
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    /vote sponge
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    /vote sponge
    sponge = rebel

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    /vote sponge
    ok obviously this is rigged
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    LargeDuck is the Ringo Starr of the group containing Think, Woofness and Sailor Jack
    piffle

    kill mutton
    Quote Originally Posted by <JANE> View Post
    This post was quite an effort to make, I hope it wont get lost.

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    Well its anyone's guess at this stage I suppose, but given the amount of insults banded in my direction I have at least a motive of vengeance upon Mutton.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Yeah just FYI if we kill a random person every time, we win 33% of the time.

    That's not really very close so don't be a dipshit like sponge and blow the first round on a stupid fucking random vote.

    In the mean time /lynch LargeDuck

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    (Ringo where's ya drum?)

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    /kill largeduck because sure whoever right now to be frank
    and britfag loyalties would otherwise end up looking like monarchist sympathies
    which is I suppose the way they should look historically but fuck confounding variables

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    /kill KT because she's been waiting the longest for this game to start.
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    That's not really very close so don't be a dipshit like sponge and blow the first round on a stupid fucking random vote.
    SO HURTFUL
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    I'll leave Think alone since he's a Catholic and thus probably an anti-royalist and clerical cock holster.

    Sailor Jack is like a member of HRH's Navy so /lynch Sailor Jack for no real raisin


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    Atheists are quite right

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    /kill KT because she's been waiting the longest for this game to start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    I'll leave Think alone since he's a Catholic and thus probably an anti-royalist and clerical cock holster.

    Sailor Jack is like a member of HRH's Navy so /lynch Sailor Jack for no real raisin
    1) I am a Catholic
    2) I am not playing
    3) I am an Pyrate
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

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    /lynch LargeDuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    I'll leave Think alone since he's a Catholic and thus probably an anti-royalist and clerical cock holster.

    Sailor Jack is like a member of HRH's Navy so /lynch Sailor Jack for no real raisin
    note that this doesn't clear scyld because he voted for a non-player in Mafia 6 as mafia

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    1) I am a Catholic
    /Lynch Sailor Jack
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    note that this doesn't clear scyld because he voted for a non-player in Mafia 6 as mafia
    Why would anyone think lynching a non-player is sufficient evidence to clear them?
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Why would anyone think lynching a non-player is sufficient evidence to clear them?
    because in general people not paying much attention/thought tend to be town

    and people who usually don't pay attention have the opposite tell
    example: WA votes for no reason every game, but in Mafia 6 she actually stalled her vote and gave reasons as mafia

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    to be quite frank guys i hardly think being mafia is consequential in the situation at hand.
    Quote Originally Posted by <JANE> View Post
    This post was quite an effort to make, I hope it wont get lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    example: WA votes for no reason every game, but in Mafia 6 she actually stalled her vote and gave reasons as mafia
    This is interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    1) I am a Catholic
    2) I am not playing
    3) I am an Pyrate
    goddamn it...

    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    LargeDuck is the Ringo Starr of the group containing Think, Woofness and Sailor Jack
    this got me confused


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    yo i think we vote for those who fucked up the most in last games

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    yo i think we vote for those who fucked up the most in last games

    vote infernus

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    Well I'm fucked, and as its a numbers game right now I'm also fairly hurt.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    Well I'm fucked, and as its a numbers game right now I'm also fairly hurt.
    urm actually you are the first person attacked which generally means that you would survive unscathed to round two but that attitude won't help
    just make some minor concession to our baiting and suggest some other arbitrary target and most of us will go with it because it is in our interest to discern who is not willing to vote for whom
    like so:
    /unlynch Largeduck
    /lynch KT (reason: noncommittal also asian)
    you know we're really after you when we start watching your votes, which we haven't yet, which is why you would usually be at an advantage suspicion-wise

    but now watch people not follow my lead because I rendered explicit a logic that they all had anyway and which you unfairly didn't
    ooh suspicious
    (I did it because not to have done so would have wasted us time at the very least)
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    Thank you for explaining the game to me in layman's terms. Wherever would I be without you.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    urm actually you are the first person attacked which generally means that you would survive unscathed to round two but that attitude won't help
    yeah but you forget, sponge is playing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    just make some minor concession to our baiting and suggest some other arbitrary target and most of us will go with it because it is in our interest to discern who is not willing to vote for whom
    like so:
    /unlynch Largeduck
    /lynch KT (reason: noncommittal also asian)
    I'll show you noncommittal also asian!

    /unvote infernus
    /vote Think

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    yeah but you forget, sponge is playing.
    fuck you bitch
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    At some point in my mafia playing career I would like to start making informed decisions but as mutton pointed out I only do that when I'm mafia apparently (though I think I was mafia more than once but really I don't remember)

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