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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    hey by the way guys, do y'all make loud noises when you wank

    because i either heard my neighbor getting a blowjob or i just heard him self gratify

    loudly, and agreeably
    I'm not a guy, but yeah, but not enough for my neighbours to complain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    I make some low-volume noises sometimes but usually no
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    i make a lot of loud noises but i've never had any complaunts if ya know what i mean
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    i make a lot of loud noises but i've never had any complaunts if ya know what i mean
    Yeah, your 12 year-old sister is too scared to tell you you're too loud.

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    his sister's almost as loud as he is, but simonj's never noticed thanks to his own volume
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Simon Jejejejeooooouuuuuuaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwyeah

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    Girls masturbate too.


    Let's hear about their experiences too, shall we?


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Girls masturbate too.


    Let's hear about their experiences too, shall we?
    "I don't think there is one. Well if you are getting late for work cuz you stayed late in bed to play with yourself longer, or if don't bother to come in at all because you rather skip and play with yourself, or if you don't hang out with your friends since you rather stay and play, or if you spend long times at work, playing with yourself when you should be working, there may be a cause for concern. If you think you are masturbating too much, than maybe you are. Or maybe you are guilty. Now you are making me feel guilty, like should I masturbate less. I don't see a problem with one or too times. Maybe I masturbate too much, according to this people. So I would like to ask a question, after reading this thread and replies, if we are masturbating what is considered a high amount, how can we stop? Besides why should we stop? What if I don't want to stop? Is there any benefit to me stopping? Is this appropriate reply? Or should I have started a new thread for this? Also is there something wrong with doing 5-6 or 12 times a day on average? Well not on work days, but my days off. I have more days off than I actually work. That is why I barely get by, plus have no/ little savings. This means my future doesn't look great. If this numbers seems high, I can't find a job, am sometimes bored, so what else can I/should I do with my time, besides play with myself? Oh, and I play with myself due to boredom, not that I like myself."

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    on second thought, let's not
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    If you have a girlfriend, its risky. I've found that if I wank it twice in one day, I'll be unable to perform if need be. I mean, i can get hard, its just all the feeling is gone so it takes me over 20 minutes to actually get off.

    Basically, I only masturbate once a day if that, maybe twice if the river runs red that week

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSocrates View Post
    If you have a girlfriend, its risky. I've found that if I wank it twice in one day, I'll be unable to perform if need be. I mean, i can get hard, its just all the feeling is gone so it takes me over 20 minutes to actually get off.
    Yeah I'm sure she much prefers when it takes you about 3 minutes.
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    no, i've found that about 20 minutes is the ceiling

    after a while you just rub them raw, but they'll thank you for it profusely when you're done anyways.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    no, i've found that about 20 minutes is the ceiling

    after a while you just rub them raw, but they'll thank you for it profusely when you're done anyways.
    I'll fuck for an hour. It depends on how good the guy is/how fucked up I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I'll fuck for an hour. It depends on how good the guy is/how fucked up I am.
    When I do this, then I don't get any for a couple days.

    If I stop around 20 minutes, I get it whenever I want it.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    itt coq is bad at sex
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    yeah I think you're doing something wrong, coqauvin

    but congrats for figuring out what works for you, lol

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    She usually cums in about 5-10 minutes, so if I have to take 20 minutes she gets pretty pissed

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    does she not know about multiple orgasms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGreatSocrates View Post
    She usually cums in about 5-10 minutes, so if I have to take 20 minutes she gets pretty pissed
    She must not know what it is to cum. I'm so sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    Girls masturbate too.


    Let's hear about their experiences too, shall we?
    I know, I think the girls here don't want to talk about it. Except me.

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    coqauvin this is why you pause for the half-time show blowjob.

    if you dont use lube i just dont know how you get by without it.

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    persistence

    and a sweet nothing or two at the right time
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    yep you need the halftime blowjob

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    Quote Originally Posted by pntBLNK View Post
    How many times a day is considered too much?
    Knock yourself out, pal...

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    I think Indigo is already my new favourite member
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    That hurts.
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    Sorry, "favourite new" not "new favourite"
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I think Indigo is already my new favourite member
    Welcome to our mutual admiration society!

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