How many times a day is considered too much?
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How many times a day is considered too much?
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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One. If you touch yourself there you will go to hell sir.
Originally Posted by Toki
lol i think that's the lesser of my sins.... unless, it adds up for each time i've done it ever since i learnt how to, which im estimating comes close to 5000 times
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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I think I liked it better when you were moderated
either that or rick scarf is doing a terrible job
Stop once your dick starts dry heaving.
My record is 7.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
lol sweet i got an irl achievement.
edit: what game is that on
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
Once or twice on a slow day. I imagine it starts cutting into general productivity after that.
unless youre meant to be producing semen
YO HO YO HO
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More than 2 times a day is a little weird.
is there such a job??
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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i don't think this thread is that inappropriate... unless you're like, you know, some kind of religious prude
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.
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keeping your momma fed so i can make a joke about her being fat
YO HO YO HO
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Hey we don't have fancy machines that do the job for us. I theorize spank so often because we are stuck with meat and potato methods of masturbation and don't want to get rusty in the art of self gratification.
more than 2 times a day is still a little weird.
If procrastination is an art form then my penis is the brush and my semen is the paint.
I agree with KT and Atmosfear. Once or twice a day is good.
Once, MAYBE twice a day is what Im going to roll with. Sometimes Ill go a few days though.
If it weren't for frantic, angry masturbation I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
once or twice bi-annually
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
I don't think there is one. Well if you are getting late for work cuz you stayed late in bed to play with yourself longer, or if don't bother to come in at all because you rather skip and play with yourself, or if you don't hang out with your friends since you rather stay and play, or if you spend long times at work, playing with yourself when you should be working, there may be a cause for concern. If you think you are masturbating too much, than maybe you are. Or maybe you are guilty. Now you are making me feel guilty, like should I masturbate less. I don't see a problem with one or too times. Maybe I masturbate too much, according to this people. So I would like to ask a question, after reading this thread and replies, if we are masturbating what is considered a high amount, how can we stop? Besides why should we stop? What if I don't want to stop? Is there any benefit to me stopping? Is this appropriate reply? Or should I have started a new thread for this? Also is there something wrong with doing 5-6 or 12 times a day on average? Well not on work days, but my days off. I have more days off than I actually work. That is why I barely get by, plus have no/ little savings. This means my future doesn't look great. If this numbers seems high, I can't find a job, am sometimes bored, so what else can I/should I do with my time, besides play with myself? Oh, and I play with myself due to boredom, not that I like myself.
Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-01-2011 at 02:55 PM.
I think a seperate thread is needed for such a complex question satori.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
I do it a lot since I'm already going to hell as it is.
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If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
lol sycld, may as well go murder everyone you dislike as well then, go all out.
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
Yes, because that is exactly how secular morality works.
Yes, yes it is.
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If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.
masturbation is murder
morality is secular
ignorance is strength
srsintrnts.tiff
wank it raw
hey by the way guys, do y'all make loud noises when you wank
because i either heard my neighbor getting a blowjob or i just heard him self gratify
loudly, and agreeably
no
gina you should go to your neighbor's house and let him piiyb
oh
no we dont gina
Andy says:
prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
ShitFace says:
i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
Andy says:
of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
he says what next a skill physical mental?
Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars
i heard no one else in the room all evening
maybe he nocturnal emission'd
Depends how tight we have the belt around our necks.
I make some low-volume noises sometimes but usually no
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