Who worked in a warehouse?

**Satori_Everything** · 02-02-2011, 07:13 PM

I used to.

**thank mr skeltal** · 02-02-2011, 07:16 PM

Pretend you're interviewing for a WHOREHOUSE job instead and you'll get it. Show your skills!

**thank mr skeltal** · 02-02-2011, 07:18 PM

lol at whomever edited my post

**Mr. E** · 02-02-2011, 07:40 PM

I worked in a warehouse.

If you have a pulse and can show up to work on time and stay the whole shift you can work in a warehouse.

Also, working in a warehouse is terrible.

**sycld** · 02-02-2011, 07:49 PM

Most female warehouse workers cut off one breast so that it doesn't get in the way of them lifting things.

You should do that now to increase your chances of employment.

**thank mr skeltal** · 02-02-2011, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

hey you saw the edit before me, maybe your computer is faster

I would surely hope so, since I have a job to pay for a faster computer. Capitalism rules.
When do I get my interview for Satori FM???

**sycld** · 02-02-2011, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Rick Scarf

I would surely hope so, since I have a job to pay for a faster computer. Capitalism rules.

Only for the bourgeoisie.

After the proletariat rises up against you, Satori_Everything will be in charge.

**coqauvin** · 02-02-2011, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. E

I worked in a warehouse.

If you have a pulse and can show up to work on time and stay the whole shift you can work in a warehouse.

Also, working in a warehouse is terrible.

this

**DaiTengu** · 02-02-2011, 10:39 PM

You literally have to be a drooling retard that starts masturbating during your interview in order to NOT get a job working in a warehouse.

**faesce** · 02-02-2011, 11:01 PM

-OR- daitengu, be someone who smokes weed

**coqauvin** · 02-03-2011, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by faesce

-OR- daitengu, be someone who smokes weed

this is not at all true

**Mr. E** · 02-03-2011, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by faesce

-OR- daitengu, be someone who smokes weed

Not even close to true. You can even do harder stuff than that so long as you still show up and function to some extent.

**mutton** · 02-03-2011, 01:41 AM

rooting for you to become Madge in The Office warehouse

**Mr. E** · 02-03-2011, 02:09 AM

It is terrible because warehouses typically aren't temperature controlled and no one who works at a warehouse is a person who is fun to be around.

**mutton** · 02-03-2011, 02:16 AM

featuring Mr. E as Darryl

**coqauvin** · 02-03-2011, 11:39 AM

mr e bust out your keyboard for us

**pntBLNK** · 02-03-2011, 12:49 PM

I think its a great opportunity for you, just look at this lady

She looks happy and somewhat bangable. Best of luck!

**mutton** · 02-03-2011, 02:51 PM

doesn't a look a like a lesbian

**pntBLNK** · 02-03-2011, 07:58 PM

I believe a large majority of women can swing both ways in the right circumstance.

**Mr. E** · 02-03-2011, 10:08 PM

If it is the winter it is cold, if it is the summer it is hot

**pntBLNK** · 02-04-2011, 02:52 AM

I'm sure they'll let you work topless

**pntBLNK** · 02-04-2011, 07:16 PM

*bump

Howd it go?

**Atomic** · 02-04-2011, 09:23 PM

The women that worked in the warehouse I worked at just looked at the stuff I picked and signed off on it. Some couldn't read so they thought I picked the wrong stuff. It's the most brainless job I've ever had. You'll do fine.

**Mr. E** · 02-07-2011, 07:38 PM

It depends on the warehouse if you'll have to wear a uniform or not.

**pntBLNK** · 02-08-2011, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

So I got there at 1:35. The graders were removing snow on the roads downtown. I thought my interview was 1:45. But hard to tell because of how noisy it is in my house with my family. Anyways I tell the receptionis I am here for my interview. The receptionists telephones the interviewer to say I arrived. My interview screams on the phone I was supposed to be there a whole half hour ago. The receptionist says so what do you want me to do? The interviewer said tell her to wait until I come for her. So I was waiting for like 20 minutes. Than I breathed in. I felt some chunk of snot in my nose. I wanted to remove it, in case my interview was soon, it might cost me the interview. I stuck my finger up in my nose and removed the chunk. I saw a woman come in. I'm like I hope it isn't my interviewer. She stuck her hand out to shake. I had my booger on my hand. So I tried to hide it. I gave her my other hand. She look really confused. Than shook the hand I offered. I went to my interview. I was pretty high from smoking pot. So my answers were pretty basic. I remember she said if I was hired I would have to team up with 5-6 coworkers. I almost started laughing. At least my job, I know what my coworkers are like. I have no idea what these people are like. I hope they would be fun to be with. She had really large boobs. I stared at them most of the interview. She said that they are looking for 1 person in the warehouse. She is doing interviews this week. She said to call/email by Friday to find out if they will hire me. She asked me if I had any questions. Now, I know why smoking pot for an interview is dumb, I couldn't think of anything. I asked two questions. Than she asked is that all. I asked what her favorite part of her job was. She said she is kind of geek and likes doing reports. I started laughing, seriously like I never knew people like doing reports. She said she was glad that she met me. I said I'm glad I met you too. Probably because I was high and I was staring at her boobs for like ten or twenty minutes. So guys, do you think I will get the job or now? Also, I am at the library computer and the person to my left was looking at me, and I think he was reading some of what I typed.

Good job! I think she wants to bang you like this -->

**DaiTengu** · 02-09-2011, 01:12 AM

Ok, that seals it. Satori is a well crafted troll.

**KT.** · 02-09-2011, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

So I got there at 1:35. The graders were removing snow on the roads downtown. I thought my interview was 1:45. But hard to tell because of how noisy it is in my house with my family. Anyways I tell the receptionis I am here for my interview. The receptionists telephones the interviewer to say I arrived. My interview screams on the phone I was supposed to be there a whole half hour ago. The receptionist says so what do you want me to do? The interviewer said tell her to wait until I come for her. So I was waiting for like 20 minutes. Than I breathed in. I felt some chunk of snot in my nose. I wanted to remove it, in case my interview was soon, it might cost me the interview. I stuck my finger up in my nose and removed the chunk. I saw a woman come in. I'm like I hope it isn't my interviewer. She stuck her hand out to shake. I had my booger on my hand. So I tried to hide it. I gave her my other hand. She look really confused. Than shook the hand I offered. I went to my interview. I was pretty high from smoking pot. So my answers were pretty basic. I remember she said if I was hired I would have to team up with 5-6 coworkers. I almost started laughing. At least my job, I know what my coworkers are like. I have no idea what these people are like. I hope they would be fun to be with. She had really large boobs. I stared at them most of the interview. She said that they are looking for 1 person in the warehouse. She is doing interviews this week. She said to call/email by Friday to find out if they will hire me. She asked me if I had any questions. Now, I know why smoking pot for an interview is dumb, I couldn't think of anything. I asked two questions. Than she asked is that all. I asked what her favorite part of her job was. She said she is kind of geek and likes doing reports. I started laughing, seriously like I never knew people like doing reports. She said she was glad that she met me. I said I'm glad I met you too. Probably because I was high and I was staring at her boobs for like ten or twenty minutes. So guys, do you think I will get the job or now? Also, I am at the library computer and the person to my left was looking at me, and I think he was reading some of what I typed.

Sorry Satori that was me. I was visiting the library and I thought I saw someone visiting casualdiscourse.com. I started reading some of the post and then I realized it was you. I couldn't believe it! Sorry I didn't say anything. I was kinda in shock and didn't want you to think I'm weird. I bet you got the job. When you email/call to find out if you got the job, you should try to get the lady's phone number. She was clearly into you.

**coqauvin** · 02-09-2011, 02:50 AM

wait satori has pot connections

**mutton** · 02-09-2011, 03:01 AM

yeah she went for an interview downtown and got accepted as a client for buying snot

**pntBLNK** · 02-09-2011, 12:47 PM

**Atomic** · 02-09-2011, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by DaiTengu

Ok, that seals it. Satori is a well crafted troll.

Was... That wasn't trying very hard.

**DaiTengu** · 02-09-2011, 09:57 PM

there's just too much terrible in this story to even be remotely believable.

**KT.** · 02-09-2011, 10:28 PM

Satori is totally real guys! I saw her in the library.

**Think** · 02-10-2011, 12:13 AM

hahahaha oh wow satori just jumped the shark and it was spectacular
well worth waiting for
5/5

**KT.** · 02-10-2011, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Satori_Everything

I don't think so. The guy was a dude. He looked at it for a bit but it wasn't mega staring read everything I write. Besides I thought and hoped you were a girl anyways. I already have her work email address, would I need her phone number too?

I am a dude. I was visiting the Edmonton library a few days ago. Don't you live in Canada? I'm pretty sure I saw you.

Also, I guess you don't need her phone number too. You should totally try to hook up with her.

**ShitFace** · 02-11-2011, 07:45 PM

well you should at least go back and try and hook up with the interviewer now that you haven't got the job.

**ShitFace** · 02-12-2011, 03:19 PM

I thought you said you were staring at her tits the entire interview.
If you hooked up with her, it wouldn't have been a waste of time.
It's in your interest to go hook up with her, then you won't have wasted any time.

**Atomic** · 02-12-2011, 03:25 PM

She's got a steady job though. You could be a stay at home carpet muncher.

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